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Best email of the day.

Keep in mind this was sent from the NY office to the ENTIRE COMPANY, and therefore to agents throughout the country.

Subject: Missing Fork.


Good Afternoon,

I am wondering if anyone borrowed a Silver fork left in the 10th floor kitchen. I left my fork in the sink yesterday because there was no soap to wash it. I am hoping someone returns it so I can eat my lunch.

Thank you much.

Kind Regards,

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damigella_314
May. 18th, 2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
ROTFL.
karaokegal
May. 18th, 2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
At first we thought (hoped?) it was a joke, but apparently not.
srsly_yes
May. 18th, 2012 08:48 pm (UTC)
Yes, it's all about eating.
karaokegal
May. 18th, 2012 08:55 pm (UTC)
Which apparently she is unable to do without her super special silver
fork.
coffeethyme4me
May. 18th, 2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
ROTFLOLOLOL!!!!!
karaokegal
May. 18th, 2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
IKR? This email and the replies it got were the highlight of the whole day. (One guy in the Dallas office actually sent a picture of his GOLD FORK!)
coffeethyme4me
May. 18th, 2012 11:30 pm (UTC)
That guys's gonna get, like, two hundred FedEx packages of forks. I'd send him a box of those plastic ones you take on picnics.
strawberrytatoo
May. 18th, 2012 11:10 pm (UTC)
It's a really important fork, ok??!!
karaokegal
May. 18th, 2012 11:16 pm (UTC)
Which raises the question of why she would leave her super-special and oh-so-important fork IN THE SINK!
strawberrytatoo
May. 18th, 2012 11:22 pm (UTC)
Obviously she had to go buy super speshul soap to wash her magical fork with!

rose_cat
May. 19th, 2012 04:37 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD. Thank you, I needed that laugh! Although I think I strained something.

There has got to be an LJ comm around here that you need to post this to, ASAP. (Anonymously, of course.)
sharp2799
May. 19th, 2012 04:44 am (UTC)
LMAO!
evila_elf
May. 19th, 2012 06:15 am (UTC)
hahaha!

I would love to hear some more of the replies XD
hansolo5
May. 20th, 2012 01:39 pm (UTC)
LOL
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