Six years of House MD fanfiction
Six years of House Babble
10 Great House MD moments. (All int he first two seasons, all showing how great the show used to be, and how badly TPTB screwed it up when they started putting in deliberate H/W fanservice.)
Wilson: Benadryl might help.
House: I already did 1000 milligrams. [He sneezes]
Wilson: Steam room?
House: Why Jimmy!
House: You can’t tell Chase, but I can. What should I do?
Wilson: Oh! This is where I give you advice and pretend you’re going to listen to it. I like this part. Did Rowan ask you not to tell?
House: I promised I wouldn’t. My fingers were crossed, though, so I’m wide open.
Wilson: I was wrong! This is the musing-out-loud part! Do I actually need to be here?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job. The clinic is part of your job. I want you to do your job.
Dr. Gregory House: But as the philosopher Jagger once said, "You can't always get what you want."
House: What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?
Wilson: Have you... ever cheated? Well, I have. You wanna punish him, good for you; but you can't do it without punishing the people who love him.
Cameron: Is that how you justified lying to your wives?
Wilson: I always told them.
Special attention to Cheating-Wilson deniers. Please note, he said "wives."
House: "He didn't have any reason to lie."
Wilson: "Everybody lies .... except politicians? House, I believe you're a romantic. You didn't just believe him - you believed in him. You want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?"
House: "Chase loves me. And isn't Turkish."
Wilson: "Cameron loves you. Chase loves his job."
Cameron: "I thank you because it means something to me. To be grateful for what I receive."
House: "You are the most naive atheist I've ever met.... People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs. I'm not gonna crush you."
House: I am not treating you.
Kalvin: What, because you're a closet-case? [gives House and Wilson a pointed look]
Wilson: Err... we're not... err... together.
House: [turns around to give Wilson a look] He is so self-loathing.
(NOTE: This is what H/W looked like BEFORE the blatant fanservice set it. The last line is probably one of the most honest in the whole eight years.)
Paula: How you doing? You work over at the college? Or are you full-time over at the--
House: I'm looking for a distraction. You don't need to talk to do that, do you?