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100 TV Shows-#21 House MD

In honor of tomorrow's broadcast of the last episode ever of a show that used to be amazing, now completely sucks and has helped define my life for the last six years.


House MD




Six years of House MD fanfiction

Six years of House Babble

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10 Great House MD moments. (All int he first two seasons, all showing how great the show used to be, and how badly TPTB screwed it up when they started putting in deliberate H/W fanservice.)

1.
Autopsy:
Wilson: Benadryl might help.

House: I already did 1000 milligrams. [He sneezes]

Wilson: Steam room?

House: Why Jimmy!

2.
Cursed
House: You can’t tell Chase, but I can. What should I do?

Wilson: Oh! This is where I give you advice and pretend you’re going to listen to it. I like this part. Did Rowan ask you not to tell?

House: I promised I wouldn’t. My fingers were crossed, though, so I’m wide open.

Wilson: I was wrong! This is the musing-out-loud part! Do I actually need to be here?

3.
Pilot
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job. The clinic is part of your job. I want you to do your job.

Dr. Gregory House: But as the philosopher Jagger once said, "You can't always get what you want."

4.
Spin
House: What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?

5.
Spin
Wilson: Have you... ever cheated? Well, I have. You wanna punish him, good for you; but you can't do it without punishing the people who love him.

Cameron: Is that how you justified lying to your wives?

Wilson: I always told them.

Special attention to Cheating-Wilson deniers. Please note, he said "wives."

6.
Role Model
House: "He didn't have any reason to lie."

Wilson: "Everybody lies .... except politicians? House, I believe you're a romantic. You didn't just believe him - you believed in him. You want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?"

7.
The Mistake
House: "Chase loves me. And isn't Turkish."

Wilson: "Cameron loves you. Chase loves his job."

8.
Role Model
Cameron: "I thank you because it means something to me. To be grateful for what I receive."

House: "You are the most naive atheist I've ever met.... People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs. I'm not gonna crush you."

9.
Hunting

House: I am not treating you.

Kalvin: What, because you're a closet-case? [gives House and Wilson a pointed look]

Wilson: Err... we're not... err... together.

House: [turns around to give Wilson a look] He is so self-loathing.

(NOTE: This is what H/W looked like BEFORE the blatant fanservice set it. The last line is probably one of the most honest in the whole eight years.)

10.
Distractions
Paula: How you doing? You work over at the college? Or are you full-time over at the--

House: I'm looking for a distraction. You don't need to talk to do that, do you?
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