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Zombie Apocalypse Weapon Meme

Ganked from Rose_Cat.


1. Go to Craigslist.

2. Go to your current city.

3. Go to the "Free" section.

4. Fifth item down is your weapon against the Zombie Horde.



Looks like I'll be fending off the zombies with this desk. Not sure if I'll be using it at as an actual weapon or just cowering underneath.

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ziasummer
Nov. 2nd, 2012 12:35 am (UTC)
well maybe it comes with a bunch of pencils and pens...maybe even staplers and such.... ask for the desk to come fully stocked?
karaokegal
Nov. 2nd, 2012 12:38 am (UTC)
Maybe a Red Swingline Stapler would do the trick. :)
daasgrrl
Nov. 2nd, 2012 01:29 am (UTC)
...why did I actually do this?

I have a "Jolly Kidz Playpen and Extension". Well, that should be good for...a millisecond.

karaokegal
Nov. 8th, 2012 11:06 pm (UTC)
Maybe throwing it around a Zombie would slow it down a little? Confuse it with the pretty colors.
desertdreams67
Nov. 2nd, 2012 02:31 am (UTC)
Fun!
cuddyclothes
Nov. 2nd, 2012 02:40 am (UTC)
Ha!
karaokegal
Nov. 8th, 2012 11:06 pm (UTC)
Hey, we need to be prepared.
cookielaura
Nov. 2nd, 2012 03:06 am (UTC)
Hmm. I didn't think we had Craigslist in the UK, but I checked and it seems we do. Unfortunately I'm guessing most people think the same as I did, as when I went to my city and clicked free, there was only one item! On the plus side, it's a DVD tower with a 'metal frame and heavy concrete base', which a zombie could probably be attacked with. On the minus side, the likelihood of me being able to lift it in any way seems low!
karaokegal
Nov. 8th, 2012 11:07 pm (UTC)
That's one way to keep the Zombies from ripping off your tunes, though.
stackcats
Nov. 2nd, 2012 03:39 am (UTC)
"Nothing found for that search"

Braaaaains...
karaokegal
Nov. 8th, 2012 11:08 pm (UTC)
Bummer!
dref22
Nov. 2nd, 2012 07:31 am (UTC)
Hahaha this is sad. XD
karaokegal
Nov. 8th, 2012 11:08 pm (UTC)
IKR?
chocolate_frapp
Nov. 2nd, 2012 02:32 pm (UTC)
I got firewood! I think even zombies can't take being burned.
karaokegal
Nov. 8th, 2012 11:08 pm (UTC)
Me likey!
mad_jaks
Nov. 2nd, 2012 07:45 pm (UTC)
Cowering underneath sounds like a plan.

Well, I tried - mostly because I've only ever heard of Craigslist, but never visited (as it were). Yeah, it didn't work, my current city has precisely ONE thing in the Free section - and that was a gold fish.

karaokegal
Nov. 2nd, 2012 07:46 pm (UTC)
Perhaps fear of goldfish is a weakness among zombies that we weren't aware of before?
mad_jaks
Nov. 2nd, 2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
*snorts*
So I'm going to throw it at them, like holy water? hmmm If I threw it on the floor in front of their feet I could maybe get one of them to slip and hope for a domino effect to happen?
karaokegal
Nov. 2nd, 2012 07:51 pm (UTC)
OK, it was a stretch...I do like your image of Zombies falling domino like after one slips on a gold-fish. (Maybe it could be a Con_Sci_Fan_Mo prompt.) It made me smile on a day where I need a smile. I've just been bitched out for spelling the "van" part of someone's name with an upper case v, instead o the lower.
mad_jaks
Nov. 2nd, 2012 07:56 pm (UTC)
Glad to be of service.
Seriously? With all the crap that's happening to everyone, everywhere someone took the time to go nuts about that??
karaokegal
Nov. 2nd, 2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
I'm not even kidding. The attorney in question sent her admin a snotty email and the admin communicated the snottiness to me.
mad_jaks
Nov. 2nd, 2012 08:07 pm (UTC)
I'd give them both a 'V' if I were you. It would make me feel better.
karaokegal
Nov. 2nd, 2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
Took me a while to get that one, since we Yanks prefer the eloquent single digit, but it eventually brought another smile.
lilithisbitter
Nov. 4th, 2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
When I looked up free stuff, the fifth item was a free van. If anyone wants to survive we can all pile into my free van. We'll lash all the useless stuff to the van to make armor.
karaokegal
Nov. 5th, 2012 04:19 am (UTC)
Excellent! Best news all day. A free van, really? We'll probably need time to get it in shape.
rose_cat
Nov. 6th, 2012 11:13 am (UTC)
Can I come too? I've got wood pallets! Lots of wood pallets.
karaokegal
Nov. 8th, 2012 11:09 pm (UTC)
Sounds like there's room in the van. For you and your pallets.
rose_cat
Nov. 12th, 2012 04:52 am (UTC)
Yay!
lilithisbitter
Nov. 10th, 2012 03:43 am (UTC)
I don't question why they needed to get rid of it. It was a free van. It has wheels.
rose_cat
Nov. 6th, 2012 11:23 am (UTC)
I guess I'll chip in again:

Radiator for '91 Ford diesel pickup.

It has a small leak at or near the lower tank. It's is the original radiator, so it has a 4 row brass/copper core. It may be worth fixing, but is probably best used for the scrap metal...Fair warning that it still has a wee bit of coolant sloshing around in there, though.

I wonder if coolant is a effective zombie repellent?
karaokegal
Nov. 8th, 2012 11:09 pm (UTC)
Maybe we can hook the radiator up to the van?
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