Welcome to the "Come As You're Not" Fanfic Halloween Party.
Here's the lovely Connie Champagne as Judy Garland to welcome you to the party.
Thanks to the fabulous
for helping me figure out to do this.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/tls55 a
Help your self to yummies: Jelly Bellies, Red Vines, Peanut Butter Cups, Goobers, Raisinettes, Sno-Caps , Cheese and Crackers, Pixie Sticks, Tootsie Roll Pops, Take 5 Bars, Candy Apples and Cinnamon Bears. AND CANDY CORN!!!
At the OPEN BAR: Maudite, Killians Irish Red, Diet Coke, Diet Cherry Coke, Diet Seven Up, and of course Advocaat. Snow Balls for Everybody!!!!
And now the main order of business: THE COSTUMES.
I want everyone to go home with goodie bags full of comments so show your fellow party-goers some love.
There's no official costume contest but impromptu awards and nominations are encouraged.
Remember-Please post to your own LJ and then comment here as follows with your link:
Title: Five Musical Questions
Pairing: Wilson/Foreman
Rating: NC17
Word Count-1769
Summary: Who, What, When, Where, Why and How?
Why it’s a costume: I’m a H/W shipper and I’m writing Wilson/Foreman. I’m attempting the present tense, nonlinear, snap-shot, poetic style and proving quite effectively why I should never do any of those things again.
http://karaokegal.livejournal.com/3 3438.html
And if you want to see something reallllllyyyyy scary
Scary Het Sex
It's my party and I'll pimp if I want to.
The bar is open, the cops have been paid off, the neighbors are "taken care of" so let's party.
SHOW US YOUR COSTUMES!!!
ETA-Please remember to tell me if you used a karaokegal song lyric prompt so I can give you extra candy corn.
I also forgot to mention that bleach is available for eyes and other body parts if necessary, but so far I haven't heard calls for it, so maybe I'll just save it for the clean up. Or if any of my slasher buds and other f-listers are willing to go check out the Het smut, I'll be ready to provide whatever treatment is necessary afterwards. Yeah, I'm begging. The fic is feeling lonely.
Here's the lovely Connie Champagne as Judy Garland to welcome you to the party.
Thanks to the fabulous
http://www.sendspace.com/file/tls55
Help your self to yummies: Jelly Bellies, Red Vines, Peanut Butter Cups, Goobers, Raisinettes, Sno-Caps , Cheese and Crackers, Pixie Sticks, Tootsie Roll Pops, Take 5 Bars, Candy Apples and Cinnamon Bears. AND CANDY CORN!!!
At the OPEN BAR: Maudite, Killians Irish Red, Diet Coke, Diet Cherry Coke, Diet Seven Up, and of course Advocaat. Snow Balls for Everybody!!!!
And now the main order of business: THE COSTUMES.
I want everyone to go home with goodie bags full of comments so show your fellow party-goers some love.
There's no official costume contest but impromptu awards and nominations are encouraged.
Remember-Please post to your own LJ and then comment here as follows with your link:
Title: Five Musical Questions
Pairing: Wilson/Foreman
Rating: NC17
Word Count-1769
Summary: Who, What, When, Where, Why and How?
Why it’s a costume: I’m a H/W shipper and I’m writing Wilson/Foreman. I’m attempting the present tense, nonlinear, snap-shot, poetic style and proving quite effectively why I should never do any of those things again.
http://karaokegal.livejournal.com/3
And if you want to see something reallllllyyyyy scary
Scary Het Sex
It's my party and I'll pimp if I want to.
The bar is open, the cops have been paid off, the neighbors are "taken care of" so let's party.
SHOW US YOUR COSTUMES!!!
ETA-Please remember to tell me if you used a karaokegal song lyric prompt so I can give you extra candy corn.
I also forgot to mention that bleach is available for eyes and other body parts if necessary, but so far I haven't heard calls for it, so maybe I'll just save it for the clean up. Or if any of my slasher buds and other f-listers are willing to go check out the Het smut, I'll be ready to provide whatever treatment is necessary afterwards. Yeah, I'm begging. The fic is feeling lonely.
- Current Location:Party Central
- Current Mood:
ecstatic - Current Music:Whatever you want to hear.

Comments
Um, so here's my costume - it's Jeeves & Wooster bad!fic - specifically, mary sue songfic, with many other horrible surprises for the reader. I very much hope that this is different from my usual style! *g*
Title: A Love without end
Author: Sky Blue Reverie
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster
Pairing: Jeeves/original female caracter, Bertie/Aunt Agatha non-con impiled
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1900
Summary: Seperated from the love of his life Skwye by her evil father Jeeves goes to serve Bertie. Bertie is being abused by his evil aunt and Skwye has to save both Jeeves and Bertie
Author's Notes: This is not a "slash" fiction, okay. I don't see why people always think Jeeves and Bertie are gay. I mean Bertie is always getting engaged to girls for heavens sake. THEY ARE NOT GAY OKAY?
Disclaimer: The main caracter is NOT based on me shes based on a freind of mine and Berties problem's are serius so if you have those problems please get help okay? Your not alone
Feedback: Only if your not one of those h8ers like the "slashers" are
The hilarious
*snortgigglesnort* Okei, I think it says something about the type of person I am that this made me think of drunk college guys yelling 'Show us your BOOBS!'
Erhm, anyway, behold the horror of my Mary Sue. This isn't actually a completed fic, as Mary Sues are just the sorts of things that never seem to let a fic end ... have you ever noticed that?
*wanders around the party showing guests her b00bs*
~Djinn
tatasfiction.Hooray for the party! I'm so looking forward to reading all the fic tomorrow
while waiting for House.*heads for the cheese and crackers*
*straightens micro-miniskirt* Er, alrighty then, here's my costume. *adjusts fishnet stockings* I decided to go for something, er, a
littlelot more racy than my usual fare. *tightens corset* So, without further ado:*flashes*
Title: As You Aren’t
Rating: NC-17 (oh yes, no kids allowed)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Summary: House isn’t very good at the soppy emotional stuff. That doesn’t mean he’s unwilling to try when it has to count: "Don't worry, this will only happen once. So just shut up and enjoy it."
Warnings: Schmoopy fluffy romance and sex ahoy! (And, er, rimming. Yes, they went there. So if it's a squick, you might not want to click. Just sayin'.) Spoilers for second season and up to "Cane and Able."
Disclaimer: Owned by David Shore, Bad Hat Harry Productions, and other people and corporations who are not me.
Word Count: 13448 (two parts; link to first part)
A/N: Why this is a costume: The summary and warnings say it all. :-D Lyric snippet is from Grassroots, "Midnight Confessional", used as my costume prompt. Mad props to
*ahem*
Where's the open bar again? *g*
For my costume this evening... PWP... (honestly... there's costumey bits, just read the A/N
Title: Who do you want to be today?
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Foreman (Foreman/Chase? You decide)
Rating: Adult (SC)
Costume: Not my OTP, single POV, Original Character, no canon to be seen anywhere. (bits of me still visible? It’s still House, and it’s still smut…)
A/N: In the song lyric theme, the title is from Oingo Boingo’s Who do you want to be?
Thanks, applause, and bowing down to
Thanks also to
Who do you want to be today?
Just so we're clear, what we're talking about is Jeeves & Wooster MPreg. In Halloween terms, I guess my hastily thrown together fic would represent a flaming dog turd on someone's front step.
Rating: G
This way for the MPreg You know you want to...
and honestly? You want to. Even if MPreg makes you vomit. This is genius.
For my costume, I decided to go dark. House/Wilson, PG-13, Alternate Universe (very alternate), Warning for Violence. Why this is different for me: Hurt/comfort; focus on description rather than dialogue; voice/language.
http://deelaundry.livejournal.com/1
My beta-soulmate
Title: Long Night
Pairing: Jeeves/Aunt Agatha
Rating: R
Word Count: 504
Summary: Aunt Agatha screens Bertie's valets.
Why it’s a costume: I never thought I'd ever dare to write this, but when can I resist a chance to break minds? This is a dark, serious look at the pairing, and I'm going to blame this post for dragging me into this.
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 10000 (So I got a little carried away....)
Summary: Prequel to House,MD and Supernatural. Also features a third obscure fandom. It's Halloween, and House is stuck with ER duty. A young boy is brought in with sudden mysterious symptoms, which his father fears are of supernatural origin.
Why it’s a costume: I've never tried a three-way crossover before, and I've tried to construct it so that the SPN/House sections could, theoretically, be separated and become stand-alone stories in their respective fandoms. And I had to try and balance Winchester weirdness with House's science, which was tricky---a lot more detail-oriented than usual for me. But it was a lot of fun!
Come read me!
http://vanillafluffy.livejournal.com/12
Thanks for coming. Enjoy the party. Want a Snow Ball?
Pairing: none! Weird!
Wordcount: around 1500
Summary: Eric Foreman had never hated his job so much.
Why it's a costume: Gen, clichéd crackfic with almost no metaphor and Foreman as the main character. It's a little meta too, lots of dropped storylines brought back.
Betaed by
Link!
http://diysheep.livejournal.com/200
Character/Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Summary: House falls asleep during Saturday Night Soul Cinema. Crack ensues.
Warnings: Watch for falling Crack.
Word Count: 2974
Author’s Notes: This is the first piece of smut that I've ever attempted. Even though it seemed like the obvious choice for my domestic-fic-writing self, I had no idea where to start. I credit
This way to the (crack-laced) smut: http://bethctg.livejournal.com/9162.htm
Here's my costume! I hope you all enjoy!
(I know I said I thought I may do M-Preg, but *SHIVERS* I couldn't make myself do it! I did, however, promise pregnancy, SO...)
Title: This is it
Fandom: House
Characters: Greg House/Lisa Cuddy, biref cameos by James Wilson, Allison Cameron, Robert Chase, Eric Foreman
Word Count: 907
Rating: PG
Warnings/Spoilers: No actual spoilers for the show! Oh, and this is not beta’d since karaokegal ’s my beta and I wanted to surprise her! So all mistakes are my own!
Summary: Baby!fic...House and Cuddy are having a baby and the gang has come to share the big day.
http://babykid528.livejournal.com/27306
Rating: About as innocuous as it gets
Disclaimer: Yeah right; wanna buy a bridge?
Word Count: 400
Summary: Cameron, Chase & Foreman exchange Christmas gifts
A/N: For
Why this is a costume for me: I usually write angsty Cam & serious Foreman (for contrast see my last fic Variance). This silk slip of a ficlet is about as fluffy & light as I'm capable of; also, to my surprise, this is also the first time I've managed to get Chase to utter a believable conversation (he usually clams up on me). Enjoy!
It's The Thought That Counts
This may be the biggest, gaudiest costume here. Here's the first part, anyway:
Title: No Little Charity
Rating: PG-13, for swearing
Word Count (chapter 1): 5129
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship, Hurt/comfort in an unexpected direction
Summary: It was an old ritual, old magic from before the world had rational explanations and cold science. Cold science had failed House; Wilson had nothing left to try but this.
Relates to Episodes: Through "Informed Consent."
Notes: Thanks go the best friends-list ever, for all their helpful concrit, encouraging comments and sticking with me through everything. I dedicate this fic to you; it wouldn't have happened otherwise.
Why it's a costume for me: This is AU, for just a *little* magic, and is a multi-chaptered, novella-length story. It will top out around 35,000 words, and I'll be posting a chapter a day from now until it's done.
Chapter 1: Exchanges
Title: Looking In
Pairing: House/Cameron. Sort of.
Rating: gen
Word Count: 2,400
Summary: Cameron sees House differently. And takes her chance.
Why it’s a costume: It's House/Cameron. It's hard to write what you don't believe in...
Thanks to
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster
Summary: Just a bit of Halloween Fluff
Rated: PG
Word Count: 692
Notes: Why it's a costume: It's my first time writing for the Jeeves and Wooster fandom (so be gentle with me).
Bertie gets his way
Title: What Is This Thing Called Love?
Pairing: Mark Cohen/Mimi Marquez
Rating: PG (for a bit of a language)
Word Count: 524
Summary: Mark + Love = No Solution.
Why it’s a costume: This is a costume for a couple reasons ... First of all, I can't stand the pairing of Mark/Mimi. Secondly, I write slash, and very very rarely will I write het. Also, there wasn't any attempt to make this amazing, but I did write it at 1 am, so. OH. Write. And I usually don't make Roger say "Pwned."
For an added touch, I'm borrowing the icon as an extra costume piece. It was made by
What Is This Thing Called Love?
When you come down to San Francisco, we'll go to the Mint and do "Seasons Of Love" together, OK?
Title: Black Ice
Author:
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,719
Summary: Death, emptiness, yadda yadda yadda.
Why it’s a costume: I've never written a deathfic before...and I don't think I will again, because it leaves one feeling rather somber, IMO, and deprived of my natural inclinations, my writing sounds kinda pretentious and teen angsty to me. I'm a person who needs humor, darn it! Kinda sorta beta-ed by
Black ice, and House decided that it didn't get more ironic than that.
But here's some smut so you don't hate me completely:
Title: Poetry Is Not For Me
Author: Little Miss Eye (Lady Paperclip)
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson
Rating: NC 17
Why It’s A Halloween Costume: Because I always swore I’d never write House MD smut. So this is my first ever piece of House MD smut, even though I’m a long way through my fanfic100 C/W challenge. Go me!
But Poetry Is Not For Me
(and if I'm allowed, I'll post my fluffy canon shipfest on Thursday).
x
me.Sorry, for being a flirt, but it's my party and I'm a little giddy by how well it's turning out.
P.S.-I know you're up to your arse in challenges right now but when things calm down (haha) could you come up with some fic where Chase is dressed in black - like that- points at icon. Maybe Chase In Black for X-mas? I'll write anything for you...ANYTHING.
Pairing: J/W with minor homage to George/Melchett crossover (blink and you’ll miss it!)
Rating: G (and VF for "very fluffy")
Word count: about 480 (a mini-costume!)
Summary: Bertie musing
Why it's a costume: My first Bertie POV
Disclaimer: I write for fun, not for profit. A thousand million thanks to Plum for unleashing these incredible characters upon the world!
Warning: This is a last-minute piece and has not been beta’ed; I decided to just go for it. Post-publication feedback and suggestions welcome!
I don't think he objects to Pierrots as Pierrots. But in my case he thought a Pierrot wouldn't be adequate.
*kicks back with a Killian's and some cheese and crackers, admiring everyone else's costumes*
It's actually two fics and they're sequels to fics written by my friend
Title: Mr. Kennedy's Hat: Fotheringham's Revenge
Pairing/Characters: Fotheringham
Rating: Gen: hints of slash, usual culprits
Summary: After Shankly's stunt with the third lieutenant, Fotheringham wants revenge.
Notes: Written as a sequel to
Title: Mr. Hornblower's Hat: Protecting His Master's Future
Pairing/Characters: Peasemold
Rating: Gen: hints of slash, usual culprits
Summary: Peasemold goes against his master's wishes.
Notes: Written as a sequel to Mr. Kennedy's Hat: Fotheringham's Revenge. There will be no more sequels after this. Beta by
House/Cameron fic from a dedicated slasher and House/Wilson shipper.
Pairing: House, with mentions of House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warning: masturbation!fic
Word Count: 3115
Why this costume? 'cause I've never written smut before. We'll see how I do, yeah?
And I get extra candy corn! Thanks to
Prompt was: Every time that I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face getting clearer
The past is gone
It went by like dusk to dawn
Isn't that the way
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay.
This way for the fic (and a few surprise gifts, too). Right here!
A medical vocation has its pros--
and cons. To read the human body well,
he has to know where every hormone goes,
what makes the corpus cavernosa swell,
why each neuronal ending sparks. It kills
the mystery in bed. His cool regard
assesses all her gasps and throbs. His skills
are expertly applied. It isn't hard.
Or so he thought before. In bed with *him*,
his diagnostic mind is gone. Instead,
there's nothing but his cock, his ass, his balls
and begging for *his* touch. The world goes dim;
he doesn't care. His world contains this bed,
this man, those hands, this fuck. He smiles... and falls.
Love ya, darling. Happy Hallowe'en.
I'm trying to tear myself away so I can go home and continue the party and the writing and of course THE NEW HOUSE EPISODE. Squeee-mail me if you're still awake. In the meantime we can split some Jelly Bellies, Candy Corn and Snow Balls and snog on the couch. I'm sure everyone else is too drunk to notice.