So the writer/book series is an Expy of Stephanie Myers/Twilight, with heaping helpings of Harry Potter and the whole point is to lampshade online fandoms including poking fun a shipwars. Also, the writer herself is playing Holmes, which means she's House, which means we're back to to the patient representing House, which I was really hoping we were done with.
However, I was still happy with the emphasis on the medical case again and minimal Taubiness. Kudos for a few dollops of House/Chase and OH YEAH BABY-CHASE GETS LAID. Whoooo-hoooooo
Some nice long Wilson as House/Cuddy cheerleader scenes, although I get the feeling that someone is standing over Hugh and RSL telling them NOT to show the real chemistry.
I did like the House/Sam dynamic. I'm still waiting for the reveal that Wilson/Sam has devolved to Wilson/Julie, but since Cynthia Watros is a good actor, I don't mind a little House/Sam cuteness. I wouldn't say I ship them, but I'd love see some good House/Sam smut, just to put the lie to House/Cuddy. On the other hand I see no reason to make Sam into Amber-redux.
Is it even plausible for House to do go-carts, and was it me or did that whole bit look totally green-screened? More padding and long way to go for an epiphany.
Because that my friends, is rubbish. Hugh and Lisa don't even seem to be on the same show and the dialogue between them is like some junior high schooler's idea of witty banter. It's not that they have nothing in common, it's that they aren't themselves when they're together at all. Most of the the time they look and act and sound stilted. It's just impossible for me to believe that House would spend that much time moping about whether the relationship is going to work or not.
I called that House was lying about giving Cuddy the books and that the fantasy was the writer's dead kid. Although the opening hallucination did get me.
I'm with Mr. Schue. Madonna was fun, Gaga was tolerable. These songs are pointless, useless and tuneless. I think they could have done a good job on Run Like The Wind.
John Stamos looks yummy. He's still got his Blackie Parrish charm and if Emma actually dumps the dentist for Will, then she's stupider than Brittany. (Either of them.)