Partner-Jeffrey Dean Morgan
(2009-present) 1 child
I know my f-list is rife with rabid JDM fangirls, but he's just not high in my personal pantheon. However I find the idea that he's officially involved with an actress playing a recurring part on a show I do watch to be highly amusing.
Here's a link with a picture, so you can all know what the "competition" looks like.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilarie_Burton
To me the funniest part is this particular phrasing: "The couple welcomed son Gus, in March 2010."
I know it's a standard, accepted way of saying "had a baby" but I can't help smirking at the idea of mommy squeezing out the little brat and then saying "welcome." (Unless the phrasing is meant to imply adoption rather than birth?)