Just when I thought that bad!fic (the one with the clattering cane) couldn't get any worse, for some strange masoochistic reason I kept reading and in the very next paragraph : the touch electrocuting his bare skin.
That's gotta hurt.
Tobie's out today (not a surprise, I knew she was going to call in "sick") so I've decided to treat myself to some badness today. I'm wearing the dreaded Crocs and for bfast I had McDonald's including a small Coke.