I don't think this is necessarily me, but if I were a gamer, it might just fit.
You are a d12: You are a diamond in the rough, a delicate flower among the thorns, a spork among the spoons. You are the legendary girly gamer! Now I'm not saying you're a girl, and not all girls will fall into this category, but let's be honest: You do. You bring a refreshing new perspective to the adventure party which others consider bewildering in the least. You tend to break with every tradition you encounter, insisting that castles can be more cozy and less cold, and demanding that the dungeons be less dreary. Things like this tend to drive the DM insane. But don't misunderstand me! You are still a valuable member of the group, and can still kick ass when you need to. You just do so while wearing stylish high-heels.