Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Mozzie (asexual!Neal)
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011 Day 51. Gift-fic for jones6. Prompt: White Collar - Neal is asexual. All the flirting is just an act. Unbeta'd. Comments and concrit welcome.
The hand on his thigh wasn’t exactly subtle, nor was Mozzie’s immediate response.
“Please don’t waste your time pretending to seduce me.”
Neal looked stunned and chagrinned, so Mozzie continued.
“I’ve seen you work, remember? You flirt with anyone who can do something for you. It’s all part of the game and you’re as good at it as anyone I’ve seen. I also know it’s all a front. There’s nobody home, is there?”
Clearly no one had ever seen through Neal’s façade before and it terrified him to be called out.
“How could you tell?”
“Takes one to know one.”