It's another one of those things where they hit the nail on the head and then tried to run away from it.
HOUSE IS SELFISH. HE IS SELF-CENTERED. HE IS AN ASS or a JERK or a MORON.
But Cuddy had six seasons where she acted like she knew all that. She'd seen him at his worse. She knows in heart she's partially responsible for that. And knowing all that, she still went over there to throw herself at him, claim she'd always loved him and kiss his scar.
I'll admit that toothbrush using is beyond disgusting and I would really have appreciated NOT having the cunnilingus reference or the "sandy vag" bits in relation to children, but that's just plot point crap ANYWAY. House is a selfish prick, but probably not in those pedantic ways. I can't stand having this great character reduced to a sit-com buffoon and then having to BEG for Cuddy to love him.
No House, you don't need her and you know you don't need her and you certainly don't care about her miserable brat.
I can't even deal with the spitting on the grave of my beloved Three Stories, in a way that wasn't the least bit touching or funny where they apparently thought it was.
And the biggest WTF of the night...They make an explicit comparison between Wilson and a pre-teen girl? Who looks like an abused spouse because of the hockey puck accident and they then continue the metaphor with House as the Justin Beiber-a-like trying to get in the girl's pants?
While still trying to feed us crap about how much House LOVES Cuddy?
Never mind asking have they ever watched the first two seasons, now I want to know if they're even paying attention to the scripts as their writing them?
Remember when "fantasy" bits were actually fun and interesting on this show?
I do, but apparently the writers have no idea how to do that anymore.
I'm so glad RSL is getting away from this crap. I wish I could.