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"Cruel Lips" Daily Show/Colbert Report drabble Rating-PG13

Title: Cruel Lips
Fandom: The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
Pairings: Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert, Stephen Colbert/Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart/Anderson Cooper
Rating: PG13
Wordcount: 100
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011 Day 67. Written for jon_stephen_fan. Unbeta'd. Comments and concrit welcome.
Summary: The news is fake; the jealousy is real.

“You and Fallon?”

Jon’s voice was just detached enough for Stephen to know he wasn’t really joking.

“No! That was just a bit.”

Licking each other’s bowls? Really?”

Stephen was not in the mood for Jon’s passive aggressive schtick, especially under the circumstances.

“Well, not all of us get to canoodle with Anderson Cooper, do we?” Jon actually had the chutzpah to look surprised. “So don’t give me shit for grabbing a little late-night nookie where I can find it. OK?”

For just a second Jon made the “little boy” face that always made Stephen melt and forgive everything.


Tags: daily show, drabble, drabble-a-day 2011, fanfic, punditslash, stephen colbert

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