Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011 Day 81. Prompt from triedunture: Jeeves and Wooster: five things Jeeves thinks before breakfast. Beta'd by michelleann68. Comments and concrit welcome.
Summary: Bertie asks an awkward question.
I watched as Mr. Wooster attacked his breakfast with an enthusiasm doubtlessly exhibited by the Visigoths at the Battle of Adrianople.
“I say Jeeves,” he enunciated between bites, “is it absolutely necessarily for you to skulk off in the middle of the night. It’s a bit odd to doze off in your capable arms and wake up clutching nothing but a pillow.”
His naivete was most endearing.
“How else can I ensure I’m properly able to provide you with your morning repast?” I asked, with a great show of innocence.
He nodded, seemingly satisfied.
“Of course, Jeeves. You know best.”