Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011 Day 122. MMOM Day 2. Prompt from evila_elf. Glee-Puck/Artie. Unbeta'd. Comments and concrit welcome.
Summary: Puck has a spiritual insight.
“Holy shit! What the…”
Puck could have sworn he was supposed to come over to Artie’s for rehearsal at 320PM, but maybe he’d gotten confused. One way or another, he’d shown up and let himself in at what was clearly the wrong time. Artie was sitting in his wheelchair, jerking off, a process that was taking two hands and a whole lot of lotion.
Jesus Christ, he was big! Why would God make a guy a cripple and then give him monster dick?
Maybe the lord wasn’t such a bad guy. And maybe Brittany wasn’t such an idiot after all.