karaokegal (karaokegal) wrote,

"Mother of Invention" Torchwood drabble Jack/OMC Rating-PG13

Title: Mother of Invention
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/OMC
Rating: PG13
Warning: Sacrilege. Possible crack or just crap depending on your point of view.
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011. Day 127. MMOM Day 7. Prompt from lilithisbitter: Torchwood, How Jack Harkness perfected the hand job. Unbeta'd. Comments and concrit apprehensively welcome.
Summary: A tale from the Time Agent days.

“You invented the hand-job?” Owen sneered in disbelief.

“Not invented, exactly,” Jack clarified, “but I did perfect it. What else could I do? It was 1655 and he was a Franciscan novice.“

“And they sent you on an assignment to a monastery?

“Better me than John.”

Owen shrugged in agreement.

“He couldn’t ‘lay with a man’ and he couldn’t touch himself without risking eternal damnation. So I found a way around the problem.”

He smiled at the memory. A whole fortnight of learning exactly which touches brought Ezra to orgasm most effectively.

Too bad he hadn’t taken out a patent.
Tags: drabble, drabble-a-day 2011, jack harkness, mmom, mmom 2011, owen harper, real!jack, torchwood

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