Fandoms: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy/Dr. Who
Pairing: Arthur Dent/Jack Harkness
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011. Day 145. MMOM Day 25. Happy Towel Day & Happy Birthday to aeron_lanart. Thanks to hllangel for beta look-over. Comments and concrit welcome.
Summary: Arthur meets something scarier than Vogon poetry.
Of all the profoundly disquieting things that had happened to Arthur since the destruction of Earth, few had been as profound or disquieting as meeting Jack Harkness.
He’d materialised on the Heart of Gold in a flash of static and managed to proposition the whole crew within ten seconds of his arrival.
Trillian blushed, Zaphod rolled all of his eyes, Marvin ka-chunked and Ford moved in for an alarmingly audible kiss.
But only Arthur experienced the instant, embarrassing need for privacy in order to deal with what Jack’s lewd grin had provoked.
At least he knew where his towel was.