Fandom: Marvel Comics (Movie-verse)
Pairing: Thor/Tony Stark
Rating: PG13
Wordcount: 100
Warning: CRACK!
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011. Day 155. Written for
ficbypen. Comments and concrit welcome. Summary: Where the hell is security?
“I’m Thor.”
Tony blinked his bleary eyes, attempting to absorb the reality of what he was looking at.
He nodded, playing for time, as he processed several possible replies, including the semi-obscene punch-line to an old joke that would probably earn him a fearsome pummeling. Everything he wanted to say was risky from Nice hair to Hammer, don’t hurt me.
Screw this. He was Tony fucking Stark.
“God of thunder, huh? That’s cool. Want a drink?”
“Have you any mead?”
“Absolutely,” he said, ushering Thor into the mansion. At the same time, he started frantically texting Pepper.
“Get mead. NOW!”
