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"Suffer Well" House MD Zombie drabble Rating-PG GEN

Title: Suffer Well
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House, Foreman, Cameron, Chase, Cuddy, Wilson, ZOMBIES!
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 100
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011. Day 190. Inspired by THIS MEME. Unbeta'd. Comments and concrit welcome.
Summary: House's toughest case.



“Diagnostic differential, people. What causes mindless violence, an appalling complexion and a ravenous desire to eat brains?”

He writes the symptoms on the door of the supply closet where they’ve taken refuge, before turning to find the team staring as though they were already affected.

Foreman takes it upon himself to state the obvious.

“Getting bitten by a zombie.”

Surrounded by idiots, yet again.

“But what causes the zombies?”

“Virus?” Cameron volunteers.

“Parasite?” is Chase’s contribution.

Foreman is interrupted by Cuddy’s breathless entrance.

“Oh my god, House! They’ve got Wilson.”

“Wilson…of course!”

“What?” Four voices speak as one.

“Cancer.”
Tags: crack!fic, drabble, drabble-a-day 2011, fanfic, house md, zombies
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