Fandom: White Collar
Characters: Neal, Mozzie (GEN)
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011. Day 207. Prompt from gwynevere1: Zombie apocalypse preparedness plan. Unbeta'd. Comments and concrit welcome
Summary: Neal tries to understand his mentor.
“You’re kidding me, right?”
It’s a ridiculous question. Mozzie is an expert conman; everything he does or says should be considered a potential lie. Neal’s only been staying with Moz for a week and he still hasn’t quite sussed out which bits of quirkiness are real and which are layers of deception designed to confuse unwary marks. Maybe Mozzie doesn’t completely know either.
Neal can handle the weird food, the conspiracy theories, and Buddhist chanting, but he feels he should draw the line somewhere; this is it.
He is not going to memorize a contingency plan for a Zombie apocalypse.