Fandom: British Comedian RPF
Pairing: David Mitchell/Dara O'Briain
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011. Day 211. Happy Birthday (somewhat belated) dafnagreer! Unbeta'd.
This is a warm-up for a longer fic I'm writing with these two, so I'd definitely like some feedback.
David refuses to call it a date.
Then it would be a date at the Tate, and that’s just too twee to even consider. It’s really just him and Dara mucking about.
“We should pitch this to Channel 4. If May can get the Beeb to subsidise his descent into alcoholism, we ought to be able to get a show of our own.”
“Yeah,” Dara concurs, “two miserable bastards taking the piss out of their artistic betters. Sure-fire ratings bonanza.”
One more reason it can’t be a date.
If Fry ever found out, they’d never hear the end of it.