Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson'
Rating: R
Wordcount: 100
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011. Day 241. Happy Birthday (a few days late) to srsly_yes. Unbeta'd. Comments and concrit welcome.
Summary: Moth meets flame. Film at eleven.
“I’m horny.”
Wilson tried to keep his face neutral, knowing that any expression would be read, interpreted and mocked.
“Mazel tov,” he retorted.
Assuming House was telling the truth, this announcement was a good sign. Since Stacey left, the painkillers had been up; the libido and House’s morale had been way down.
“Get me a hooker,” House demanded, in what was either his totally joking or his completely not joking voice.
“House,” Wilson started, only to be cut off.
“Or give me a blow job.”
“OK,” he said, nonchalantly, giving House a chance to back down.
Wilson wasn’t joking either.