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"Let Them Talk" House MD/Star Trek drabble crack!fic Rating-G

Title: Let Them Talk
Fandoms: House MD/Star Trek
Characters: Greg House, Mr. Spock
Rating: G
Words: 100
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011. Day 252. Prompt from damigella_314: House/Spock. Unbeta'd. Comments and concrit apprehensively requested.
Warning: Crack!fic
Summary: He's already face down in his own vomit. Then things get weird.



“Spock?”

“I am not Spock.”

“The ears say otherwise.”

“You’ve made an unfortunate miscalculation of your body’s ability to metabolize opiates and alcohol.”

“And I’m hallucinating you? I could be starring in “Hot Tub Follies IV” with Cameron Diaz and Angelina Jolie and instead I’ve got a character from a cheesy 1960’s science-fiction show?”

“Perhaps your unconscious is trying to tell you something.”

“Too much Nick at Nite?”

“Dr. House, you disappoint me.”

“Take a number. Fine, you’re the logic guy. You’re here to tell me I’m being illogical? That I should take Tritter’s deal?”

“YES!”

“Wilson, is that you?”
Tags: crack!fic, drabble, drabble-a-day 2011, fanfic, greg house, house md, star trek
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