We're about to find out if I can function on two Vicodin and one Flexoril. Of course considering I managed to book a client on the wrong dates and get one flight to the wrong city yesterday with the help of no narcotics whatsoever, I'm not sure it makes much difference.
Also, note to producers/writers/directors of House MD: swallowing Vicodin is a bitch even with something to wash it down with. I know that the dry-swallow is a trademark to show just how fucked up House is, but at least once I'd like to see him have some trouble with it.