Will somebody please take him:
And HER:
And put them together in a fic, there-by keeping them far far away from other characters I actually like.
That's right, I want Cammerclone Sue and Mr. Whiney Butt to ride off into a sunset (or a cheap motel) together.
Fluff, schmoop, PWP, Crack, WHATEVER. Drabble or as long as you like or your stomach can tolerate.
IN RETURN:
Either
1. Giftfic of your choice.
2. Dinner, if you can get to me or I can get to you.
3. Cool gift of my choice.