Will somebody please take him:
And put them together in a fic, there-by keeping them far far away from other characters I actually like.
That's right, I want Cammerclone Sue and Mr. Whiney Butt to ride off into a sunset (or a cheap motel) together.
Fluff, schmoop, PWP, Crack, WHATEVER. Drabble or as long as you like or your stomach can tolerate.
1. Giftfic of your choice.
2. Dinner, if you can get to me or I can get to you.
3. Cool gift of my choice.