karaokegal"s Fanfiction Boxed Set for 2007. This includes links to every single piece of fanfiction I wrote last year including drabbles, epics and everything in between with "liner notes."
Final total of fan fics written in 2007 – 123
That includes a lot of drabbles as well as 33 fics of varying sizes written for
mmom, The Merry Month of Masturbation.I didn't do a wordcount because it's just too scary to think about.
I'm not sure how much I'll be posting this year. NOVEL 2008 is already underway, but there are still residual fics in the works and the bunnies almost never stop biting.
Stories are broken down by fandoms and pairings, including some liner notes.
Please note, some fics listed in more than one category.
Remember, I’m still depressingly avid to be nominated for the
housefic_meta Hall of Fame. Stories that I think are worthy or at least might get voted for, are designated as such. 2007 Was the YEAR OF THE MOODY FIC!
I’m not going to bother with the Angst-o-meter this year. If it’s House/Wilson and I don’t say otherwise, assume you’ll need a stiff drink or a dose of anti-depressants.
House/Wilson
Revelations
House/Cameron-Moody Fic #1
This was the year of the Moody Fic. All written in a really, really bad place caused by LJ divorce and often using Cameron as a threat against House/Wilson, but almost always with H/W subtext.
Loser
House/Wilson, House/Cameron-Moody Fic #2
Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires
House/Wilson-Moody Fic #3
Negotiation
House/Wilson-Moody Fic #4
Internet Porn
My nastiest, most heart-felt piece of mood-fic yet. And yet, kind of schmoopy in its own deranged way. Inspired multiple requests for Dom!Wilson to tie up House. As yet, unfulfilled.
Dogfight
H/W drabble-Missing scene from House Training. Poor Bonnie.
Sacred Trust
H/W angst ficlet about House's pain.
Serenity
House/Wilson-The tongue-in-cheeky schmoopfic, dedicated to
daasgrrl. Darkness on the Edge of Town
House/Wilson-The angst to end all angst. Set Post-MLC. Where I manage to take another “canon H/W fluff” moment, the end of All In, and made it pure angst and misery.
In retrospect still too much canon-capping, but I loved inflicting it on the world at the time.
House/Wilson drabbles written from requests received during the “Stump The Writer” meme.
All House/Wilson, All the time.
Two House/Wilson entries for
mmom Posted on House-day itself. Both of them took an amazing amount of effort to get the KELs right. Carol had to push and push and push, but it was worth it. Sex, Lies & TiVo
House/Wilson, House/Foreman
Birthday fic for
daasgrrl because I claim to be able to write any pairing and she pointed out that I hadn't done House/Foreman.NC17
Not too angsty.
Some Say That We Are Players
NC17
Fandom: House MD
H/W-Not too angsty.
Birthday smut for
timbershiver who wanted Wilson in (and out of) scrubs and House in glasses. Just to be weird, I made them puppy-dog scrubs and went from there.Jealous Guy
Fandom: House MD
H/W-Mega-Angsty moodfic
PG13
Gossip
Fandom: House MD
H/W
Snark ficlet
PG13
Missing scene for Airborne
Written for
travels_in_timeWhen It Really Mattered
Fandom: House MD
House/Wilson, House/Stacy
NC17
My last big H/W angst piece before the new season.
Takes place pre and post infarction.
Lots of smut and OODLES OF ANGST.
My answer to what House really meant when he said, “When it really mattered, you were a coward.”
Just when you thought, I’d gone as dark as I could go with Darkness On The Edge of Town, I came up with this little dose of poison. THIS is one I’d love to have nominated for HOF, just to see something this smutty and dark and make it.
Terms Of Surrender
Fandom: House MD
Wilson/Julie with H/W subtext and (surprise!) angst.
PG13
Ficlet written for
ficwriters_anon where it fooled nobody.Putting it to the Test
House/Mythbusters crossover. Written for
betteronvicodin Tied with “Cuddy’s Delight” in 2nd place for hardest thing I wrote this year. I’m still not really happy with it.
And the winner and champion for hardest thing I wrote all year goes to
Pictures at an Exhibition
House/Wilson R-rated fluff written for the 2nd annual Come As You're Not fanfic Halloween party.
This was a bitch. In every single paragraph I felt like I was fighting the characters and my instincts. I had to keep pulling out angsty bits like a gardener getting rid of weeds. Only for a costume party would I do something like that. I certainly owed
deelaundry a fic for immortalizing me in her MST , but I really hope no one ever asks me to do it again, because I’ll certainly end up taking it out on the characters.And the revenge started here:
Five Times House Couldn’t Get It Up (And one time he wished he hadn’t.)
I’d never done a “Five Times” fic and I was in a MOOD! I’ve had many discussions over the span of my House obsession as to the insanity of House being such a fictional stud given age/pain and pills. Here’s the result.
However, my House/Wilson fiction year ended on a somewhat hopeful note with
Halfway To Paradise, a group of ten H/W drabbles based on the titles of Billy Fury songs ranging from humor to angst with maybe just a hint of happiness in there. Written for
genagirl Season 4 SpoilerWilson/Cameron
Windfall
Fandom: House MD
Wilson/Cameron and implied H/W
VERY DARK. Implied noncon.
Because
paperclipbitch was throwing out prompts and I couldn’t resist.Wilson/Chase
Always a guilty pleasure to read or write.
Use Your Illusion
Wilson/Chase smut for
kohlrimmedeyeIncludes one of my favorite kinks, hot talk, and a non-subby Chase.
NC17
Side Effects
Fandom: House MD
Chase/Wilson
NC17
Some angst. Mostly smut.
Because
paperclipbitch wanted Wilson/Chase with “High-on-speed” Wilson and I can deny her nothing.House/Chase
Bargain
House/Chase smut for
k_haldaneOne of my favorites, because it had drunk, playful House and bewildered, but not totally idiotic/submissive Chase and of course, I managed to work House/Wilson angst in there as well.
Untitled House/Chase drabble written for
aithlyn’s birthday. Includes season 4 spoiler.
House/Cameron
Because I am bi-fictional and proud and I kind of like getting those “only for you would I read House/Cameron” comments.
(Although I'm a little ashamed of myself right now because in the Torchwood fandom, I've become that person who won't read certain stories because of the pairing.)
Mad Season
House/Cameron Smut for the
hc_smut_a_thon Hot, nasty stuff.NC17
Revelations
House/Cameron-Moody Fic #1-This was a very popular fic with the House/Cam crowd at FFN. Go figure.
Selfish Bastard
House/Cameron
NC17
Written for the
hc_smut_a_thon prompt of Jealous!House goes wild. Spoiler for Top Secret.Band Of Gold
House/Cameron-NON-smut fic written as a wedding present for
starhawk2005I’m really proud of this one. If you were looking for a chance to nominate one of my stories for the
housefic_meta Hall of Fame…I’m just saying. Cause it’s not pron, you know? There's character development and Stacy snark and comic relief and a happy ending. And wouldn't it be an awesome irony for me to finally make it in there on a House/Cameron fic?Last Christmas
Written for the
hc_smut_a_thon Christmas challenge. Smut and angst. Naturally. I still can’t believe more people haven’t dealt with the H/Cam and Cam/Wilson emotional ramifications of Merry Little Christmas. Wilson/Cameron
Windfall
Fandom: House MD
Wilson/Cameron and implied H/W
VERY DARK. Implied noncon. PG13
Because
paperclipbitch was throwing out prompts and I couldn’t resist.Wilson/Cuddy
The Second Time Around
Wilson/Cuddy for
secondsilk.The request was Wilson/Cuddy and a meal. This is one of my "nicer" fics, although it's also pretty sad at the end and of course there's House/Wilson angst subtext.
Welcome to the crack factory.
Strange Arrangements
House/Wilson/Cuddy/Nanny/Baby-Crack!fic
NC17-Never tell me your dreams. This could happen.
Cameron/Cuddy
Cuddy’s Delight
Birthday fic for
kj_draft, who wanted Cameron/Cuddy with dom!Cam. One of the toughest things I’ve ever written. NC17
Really, really, really hard. I’m still not sure I managed to pull it off.
House/?
Jealousy
The crack!drabble my husband asked me to write, which set off a string of “answer” drabbles.
Envy by
drunken_hedghogInanimation by
daasgrrlSo. Much. Fun.
Of course, the Hugh & Bobby Saga continued:
Friends & Lovers
Things started getting epic here as I included Stephen's POV and probably annoyed the Stughfen even more.
Fry wank-fic written for
mmom. Fits into the Hugh&Bobbyverse time-line. Collision Course Part 1
Collision Course Part 2
Hugh & Bobby RPS
Includes Stephen, Gaby, The Tonight Show, The Cheetah Girls, Uma, Quentin, and a Noel Coward song sung by Marianne Faithful.
This one nearly killed me and in a recurring them that goes all the way back to “Like A Hurricane,” Beta Goddess Carol had to send it back because I was skimping on the ending. Original 1st draft went over 10,000 words. But I’m really, really proud of the finished results.
Red Carpet Blues
The Hugh & Bobby story I’d been planning to write ever since the Golden Globes and a desperate attempt to bring things more up to date so Real Life didn’t get too far ahead of me. Once again, Beta Goddess Carol had to send it back because I was skimping the smut at the end. Covers the 2007 Golden Globes, Tony Awards and Emmy Awards.
Laura
My entry in the
remix_redux challenge.Alias fic featuring Jack/Irina. PG13
Captive
House/Alias crossover. Chase/Sark. And my first rimming scene!
NC17 and beyond. Also written in a bad, bad place. I'm not sure it comes through, but there's one line in the story that was aimed at someone's jugular.
Wisconsin
Alias
Jack/Will
Written for the Alias Ficathon
NC17
My Alias OTP is Jack/Vaughn, but I seem to end up writing everything but.
Danger Zone
Just a smutty little Jack/Will ficlet written for
jenab from her Me meme Don’t Stop
Vaughn/Sark-PG13/Violence
Reasons Why
Vaughn/Sark-PG13
Both written for the November Drabble Challenge at
alias_slash Hairy Gorilla
CSI-NY-Danny/Lindsay (references Lindsay/Flack, Mac/Danny) for
kohlrimmedeye One of my rare attempts to write in present tense. Danny is one of those characters who makes me do that.
Tales From The Crypt
mmom entry featuring Sid being very creepy. Manhattan Melodrama
House MD/CSI-NY crossover.
NC17
Chase/Danny-Angst/Smut extravaganza. Birthday fic written for
kohlrimmedeye. And once again I feel the need to write Danny in present tense.Reach Out
mmom entry. Jon/Stephen. Phone sex. Angst.Time Of The Season
The Daily Show/The Colbert Report RPS-Jon/Stephen.
Confession
This was a bad!John/Catholic!Stephen idea that had been bouncing around in my deranged mind since I got into the TDS/TCR RPS fandom and wondered why it was all so nicey-nice. Trust me, this is NOT a nice story.
Victory Celebration
Written for
mmom NOT part of the Jools/Danny saga. Just a little “quality time” with Mr. Siviter. Lost Asset
Fandom: Spooks
Jools/Danny
NC17 (Includes BDSM)
The last in my Jools/Danny trilogy.
Birthday present for
vanillafluffy I hope there’s more Joolsfic in my future. He is so much fun to write, it’s incredible.
Survellance
My first attempt at this fandom. Written for
mmom What does Linus do when he’s nervous?Hand-Eye Coordination
Fandom: Oceans 11
Danny/Rusty
Lots of UST-Barely PG
Scenes From a Caper
yuletide fic written for melissarae I never thought I’d write a Yuletide fic of more than 7000 words and certainly not an Ocean’s 11 fic with no slash (except some sneaky, stealth, not-really slash) but that was the request and I honored it.
Tons of fun to write, although terrifying as it grew and grew because I wanted to give everybody a little “moment.” Things got seriously weird when Donald Trump showed up.
So anyway, it’s a long read with no slash, but if you like the movies, I think you’ll enjoy it.
In May, I participated in the
mmom Merry Month of Masturbation challenge to write 30 wank!fics in 30 days. To make this more fun I challenged myself to do it alphabetically. And I went on vacation in the middle of it. Here are the final results:
Whole lot of shakin' going on! If any of my new F-listers haven’t seen these yet, by all means check them out. They range from slightly bizarre to OMG! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FUCKING DID THAT! Hey, man, Dirty Jobs was just asking for it.
AND THEN CAME CAPTAIN JACK! Thanks again to
timbershiver for asking for my help with her Jack/Wilson crossover fic and bringing me into this wonderful fandom. Don’t Know When
Jack/Algy
Rating-R
This basically came into my mind like a movie the first time I saw The Empty Child and it was first Who/TW verse fic I wrote. I’m still very, very happy with how it came out. Thank god Beta Goddess Carol got into the Jack/TW/Who along with me, so we were immediately on the same page with the character.
Interview Day John Barrowman/David Tennant RPS.
PG13
Once I know there was such a thing, I couldn’t stop myself. Really pretty tame compared to my other RPS pairings, but lots of fun to write.
People and Things House MD/Torchwood Crossover-In other words Capt. Jack Harkness meets Dr. Greg House and smut commences. Originally suggested by
louiseroho and one of my favorite things I wrote all year. Presented with love to my F-list on my birtday. NC17
Night Shift
PG13
No doubt the umpteen-millionth post-They Keep Killing Suzie fic, but by this time, I’d developed my utter loathing for Ianto and the whole concept of “canon” Jack/Ianto, so I found a way to subvert the “stopwatch” thing.
The Morning After
Seriously crack RPF featuring a conversation between John Barrowman and Capt. Jack. Way up there in the fun department.
Clouds In My Coffee
Heavy duty Jack/Ianto angst, with no schmoop, fluff or hope in sight.
Written as a Channukah present for my partner in Torchwood crime,
hllangel. Inspired by mutual passion for John Barrowman’s rendition of You’re So Vain and oodles of Jack!lust.Bastard!Jack rules!
Employee Appreciation
Jack/Owen hate!sex fic. Now that’s a Torchwood pairing I can live with.
NC17 Writing Owen Harper was an absolute blast and I look forward to doing more of it. Written for
paperclipbitch. Second Best
Suzie/Tosh femslash
Rated R
Written for
fallen_arazilThis was fun as I hadn’t written any femslash for awhile and there doesn’t seem to be much of in the Torchwood fandom.
House MD/CSI-NY
Manhattan Melodrama
NC17
Chase/Danny-Angst/Smut extravaganza. Birthday fic written for
kohlrimmedeye. House MD/Alias
Captive
Chase/Sark. And my first rimming scene!
NC17 and beyond.
House MD/Mythbusters
Putting it to the Test
Written for
betteronvicodin. Tied with “Cuddy’s Delight” in 2nd place for hardest thing I wrote this year. I’m still not really happy with it. House MD/Crossover
People and Things
Capt. Jack Harkness meets Dr. Greg House and smut commences. Originally suggested by
louiseroho and one of my favorite things I wrote all year. Presented with love to my f-list on my birthday.following one of our impassioned post-ep discussions.
One H/W and one nasty Wilson/Chase
Mixed bag from “Stump the Author”
Mixed bag
Multiple fandoms, including Blackadder.
Two House MD drabbles written for the participants in my Thirteen/Ianto challenge.
One is Wilson/Cuddy angst and the other is Cameron/Chase cuddle!fic.
Companion A House MD kitty!fic drabble. Written for
chibi_squirt Season 4 spoilerFemslash drabbles for
femslash100Sanctuary
Cameron/Cuddy
Mission of Mercy
Cameron/Petra Gilmar
Back To School
Numb3rs-Megan/Amita
Two for the price of one.
Cold Sweat-CSI-Catherine/Sofia
Main Squeeze-CSI-NY-Peyton/Lindsay
Bang Bang
CSI-Miami-Calleigh/Alexx
Remember the famous Zombie Day on the Internet?
Three femslash zombie drabbles.
House MD, CSI-NY, and Being John Malkovich.
Which led to this Time Of The Season
The Daily Show/The Colbert Report RPS-Jon/Stephen.
So cute it hurts.
Ocean’s 11
Scenes From a Caper
Written for
melissarae I never thought I’d write a Yuletide fic of more than 7000 words and certainly not an Ocean’s 11 fic with no slash (except some sneaky, stealth, not-really slash) but that was the request and I honored it.
Tons of fun to write, although terrifying as it grew and grew because I wanted to give everybody a little “moment.” Things got seriously weird when Donald Trump showed up.
So anyway, it’s a long read with no slash, but if you like the movies, I think you’ll enjoy it.
M*A*S*H
Goodbye Means Goodbye
Written for
ignaz_wisdomI saw this request on the pinch-hit list and desperately wanted to do it. I didn’t get the assignment, but decided to write the fic anyway. Unfortunately I experienced an attack of the El Stupido virus during my attempt to upload and it wasn’t there on Christmas Day. (Which considering the amount of amazing MASH fic posted, may have been just as well.) Anyway, it was written and finished by the 22nd of December, so I’m including it with the 2007 Boxed Set.
RPF-British Comedy
(Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, Emma Thompson)
Emma's Friend's
Written for
melpemone This was the jewel of my Yule as it were. I saw the request, grabbed the pinch hit and had the bunny almost immediately. Wrote it in less than three hours and got it ever so beautifully beta-ed by Beta Goddess Carol.
I love the fic and I’ve been really happy with the response. My paranoid delusional self imagines that I’m not very popular with Stephen/Hugh folks because of the Hugh/Bobby series in general and my treatment of Stephen in particular so it was absolutely gobsmacking to get positive comments from those folks, both before and after the reveal.
REMEMBER-It's never to late to read, comment, rec or pimp!