1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
You mean we're not already? Yeah, I'd say so.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Generally morning because it's the time we most likely to be in the same place at the same time.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right. (Near the window.)
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Not chicked because I'm not into younger men and not pork because I'm not a chubby-chaser, so let's make it a nice juicy slab of beef.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I think so. I'm prone to motion-sickness.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope. I may have done a "show us your panties" thing when I was in high-school but no money changed hands.
7. Shower or bath?
Bath, if there's time, but usually shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Two hours later you want to do it again? (I got nothing.)
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Don't just lie there and make me do all the work.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Absolutely. Although the whole "getting my heart ripped out by former internet soul mate" thing has made me a bit gun-shy," but on some level I do love all of you.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No. Some of you just showed up one day, but who-ever you are, I'm glad you're here.
13. Love or money?
I've got love, so if anybody wants to send money.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash. I've got credit card issues.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yes. I've had rough times with both my mother and sister, but those are both better now. I think one of my cousins is a cad, but that's not reason enough to emotionally disown him.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
The only camping I like to do involves high-heels and a boa. Five star hotel, preferable with jacuzzi.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I've done the oral sex in a car routine, luckily NOT leading to a Garp incident.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Not crazy about the idea. Sebastian would have a fit, so we need to be talking about some serious dinero.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
20. Ever been to a bar?
DUH! I practically live at the Mint.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Not hot and heavy.
24. Favorite drink?
Club soda, with a twist.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No. I can never find exactly what I want. (That's why I'm so particular about my fanfic smut.)
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Knock knock, but not walked in on.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Hubby insists on taking pictures from time to time when he's in the middle of a shutter-bug phase.
32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
You know who you are.