June 8th, 2009

Save us Jack

The Pimp Post is Busting Out All Over

In honor of the fact that we are about a month away from the final character assassination and castration of Captain Jack Harkness, this space is going to mostly devote itself to fics that continue to write real!Jack and reject the toxic sludge that is about to be foisted upon us in the same of the canon so-called pairing.

If you write real!Jack or see any hot and well-written fics with real!Jack (i.e. Jack/ABI or J/I where Jack is real!Jack and doesn't give in to clinging, whining or emotional blackmail) please bring them to my attention so the word can go out!


Best Laid Plans by wiredblowfish.
Jack/Gwen smut from "Everything Changes." Exactly what should have happened and what we all know Jack wanted to do.

Two pimps for the brilliant and wonderful laurab1

She did a whole series of ficlets, based on the idea that Gwen's "takeover" of Torchwood, involved a bit of cross-dressing, allowing Gwen to (ahem) completely dominate the team, especially the weakest member. The series culminates with some smokin' hot Jack/Gwen, and reinforces the extremely important fact that there is no "off-limits" for Jack Harkness. Much happy dancing. :)

Links to the whole series, including artwork can be found HERE---Go, read, give love!

Plus a Jack/Gwen 275 word smut bonus, and since it takes place in the hot house, I consider it an extra dollop of canon subversion for anyone claiming pride of place for you know you. There ain't none.

Warrior Women


The Merry Month of Masturbation

joanne_c wrote a ton of awesome fic, and you should Read It All, but I'm going to highlight Destiny Will Arrive simply because it means I'm not the only person who makes up wank!fic with Olivia Newton John and Sir Cliff.


House MD
Unexplored Possibilities by daasgrrl
House/Wilson and yeah, baby it's darkdarkdark! You know, my kind of "love, but no fluff" H/W. Heed the warnings, but definitely read and give love.



Putting the "Fun" in Funeral

One from our good friend vanillafluffy.
I can't adequately describe so I'll let her do it:

Pairing/spoilers: Watchmen AU/Highlander crossover, spoilers for The Watchmen (film)
Rating/Work-safeness: PG-13 language
Approximate word count: 1000
Disclaimer: I write what the bunnies tell me to. I'm still very poor.
Summary: So I was thinking, what if the Comedian died---but didn't stay dead...?

Comment Pr0n Meme

Ganked from speccygeekgrrl

If you want to play, it works like this:
1. Visit the master list, select your favorite 100
2. Post your favorite 100 behind a cut in your LJ (or if you can’t pick 100, as many as you can without going over)
3. Your f-list’s job is to write you “comment pr0n” for your favorites.
You know my fandoms and favorite pairings, but keep in mind, I am bi-fictional. Hot and Well-Written Trumps Everything. (Except you know what.)
(Tippy's addition: If you can't decide, try picking a random number and challenging yourself!)
Bolded for extra-special favorites ♥

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Song Lyric Prompt-a-Day 2009 Day 160

Prompts can be used for any fandom, pairing, or even original fic, if you like. (Yes, any.) All I ask is that you credit me with providing the prompt and comment with a link to the entry.

Prompt #160

It ain't fair: you died too young,
Like the story that had just begun,
But death tore the pages all away.

Who You'd Be Today-Kenny Chesney
Written by Bill Luther and Aimee Mayo
From the album The Road and the Radio