October 19th, 2010

fatuous lunatic

Prick Personified

So I email the client to give him the very good news that I have managed to confirm Premium Economy Aisle seats round trip on flights where he previously had airport check in and window toward the back, and you know what he emails back to me?

Thx. How bout business class upgrade?
Keithworld

30 Days of Letters Meme

Ganked from speccygeekgrrl

Here's the challenge, each day for the next month, write a blog in letter form to the following people:

Here's the list



Day 18 — The person that you wish you could be



Dear Peggy,

I know you have plenty of problems to deal with, but there is so much about you that I wish I could emulate.

Mostly your incredible self-confidence and self-assurance. You let go of your long hair and stopped dying it and now you've got awesomely silver short hair, while I'm still hanging on to my fake red and can't stand the thought of not having it long.

I'd kill for your singing voice and your ability to sing harmony with anyone.

I know you struggle with the food as much as I do, but you got the lucky body type/metabolism.

I realize that I would give up straight privilege, financial security, and a ton of other things to be you, but sometimes I honestly want to be you.

Love K-gal