"Directions: Post 10 favorite quotes from any of your fandoms. Your flist will then try and guess which show the quotes are from...extra bonus brownie points if they can also guess the episode (or book or movie) or the character who said it."
And let's try not to cheat this time, shall we?
"Think he's gonna fall for this?"
"You did. You ready?"
"I was born ready."
Terry Benedict and Danny Ocean in Ocean's 13.
"Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy."
"Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job; the clinic is part of your job. I want you to do your job."
"But as the philosopher Jagger once said "You can't always get what you want."
Lisa Cuddy and Greg House in House MD-Pilot.
"Lots of planets have a north."
The Ninth Doctor in Dr. Who-Rose
"You can't be a successful dictator *and* design women's underclothing."
Bertie Wooster in Jeeves & Wooster-The Bassett's Fancy Dress Ball
"Skinny guy in tight jeans runs into water, I was taking pictures."
Captain Jack Harkness in Torchwood-A Day In The Death
"Don't move, you're surrounded by armed bastards!"
Gene Hunt in Life On Mars-Series 1-Episode 6
"I mean, we Wagner fans are a rum lot. I myself bugger skinheads so kindly don't tell me what I can and cannot do. "
Jools Siviter in Spooks/MI5-The Rosebed Memoirs
"I've got a spork."
"What's a spork?"
"It's like a half-spoon... half-fork, will that do?"
"That will work."
Marshall Flinkman and Jack Bristow in Alias-
"Hey, no better kind."