(Which I still think should be a Jack/Doctor fic prompt.)
Actually in this case, Dr. Jennifer Chin (who wouldn't let me take her picture) did tell me what she thinks I've got which is----drum roll please-----Reactive Airways Disease, which kind of sounds like a flight cancellation problem. She gave me some drugs and an inhaler thing and did a TB test (because my husband the nurse said I should get one.)
I think it's just allergies, but hey, you know, DRUGS!!!