I mean.....WOW.
At least I don't have to write any canon-subversion fic.
(Again, I blame Russell for dragging TW into the my non-shippy Who season.)
Sing it with me, people-Nananana Hey, Hey, Hey-GOODBYE
AS IN-
No J/I
No indication that Jack even knows or cares about Ianto.
A bit of Gwen interest on the Doctor/Rose's part, and Jack using her full name.
Jack lusting after multiple Doctors and hugging multiple characters. That's my omnisexual slut, including as
hllangel pointed out to me, so suggestive TARDIS action.Jack ending up arm in arm with Mickey and Martha. (If Ianto won't give him the J/I/G threesome, he'll get one somewhere.)
THANK YOU RUSSELL!!!! Today, I love you!
No regeneration...All right. Whatever. I knew it wasn't going to happen, so....Fine.
Martha Jones, kicking ass and taking names-In German, no less.
German-speaking Daleks! FTW.
Technobabble Tosh-Whatever she did it worked. YAY!
Jack/Doctor love and as much as the Doctor can give him in return. LOVED the wink.
Still no Rose/Jack scene where they talk about IT, so that sucks.
Mickey Smith/Sarah Jane-Smith's sticking together.
Mickey/Jack-Mickey Mouse/Captain "Cheesecake". Awwwwwww (Oh, yeah, that's gonna be a TW Threesome.)
JACKIE!!!! But she should have gotten to fly the TARDIS.
TWO DOCTORS! Wheeeeeee. And DoctorDonna. Catherine Tate and David Tennant-so fucking brilliant. Most fun since Cassandra was going back and forth.
Loved the idea of the Doctor being responsible for the deaths and others killing for him. Also, the Doctor trying to get Davros to come on board and be saved. Yeah, like that worked with the Master or something.
The two big endings:
1. Rose
My biggest hugs and condolences for the Rose!haters. I'm so, so sorry. I know that canonically the Doctor shouldn't love one companion over the others. (And if it were up to me, it would be Jack). BUT when David and Billie look at each other...damn. I'm not sure Rose getting that Doctor is exactly a happy ending, but the kiss was tremendous.
2. Donna
OUCH. Completely, brutally evil. WHY???????? But so fucking brilliantly acted. Catherine Tate is a goddess. She totally rocks my world. Whatever BAFTA awards or other goodies can be thrown her way, most certainly should be.
I will miss her the way the Doctor missed Rose? (And does this mean more moping?)
Booooo Russell for having to get one more Evil Mom moment in there. What is his fucking problem with mothers anyway? Jackie's been more or less redeemed but Martha and Donna's moms are still basically harridans and harpies, which truly sucks.
Six months until Christmas!
