Here's the basic meme: Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice. Then let me know if you post this in your journal and I'll return the favor.
Say anything: make the post anonymous and tell me something you'd never tell me if I knew it was you saying it. Tell me anything at all. Hand me song lyrics, write drabbles, tell me anonymous dirty little secrets. I'm making this post public so more people will comment.
Not saying you have to be anonymous. Just saying you can be.
ETA-Thanks to everyone who's commenting and keep up the good work.