Given the tone of the wankage of late, I would have thought The Middle Finger would be more likely, but I don't know if that's an option. This is close enough.
You Are a Fist
Your life philosophy can be summed up as, "Life fast. Die young."
Your greatest wish is to have a life of passion and excitement.
And while you don't want to die young, you rather take risks than stay home and be afraid.
You are inspired and inspiring. You live each day like it's your last.