Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Cameron/Cuddy
Prompt:Odd one out for
ijemanjaRating: Only a little slashy
Word Count: 140
Written for drabbletag at femslash100
Tits ahoy!
That’s what boys started yelling at her shortly after her 12th birthday. She’s lived with variations of it ever since. Being a hospital administrator should give her protection, but she chose to hire a brilliant doctor with the emotional maturity of an eight year old. He keeps sneaking peaks at her cleavage. She rolls her eyes and sighs a lot. She also keeps wearing low-cut blouses.
Allison Cameron. Charter member of the itty-bitty-tittie-committee. “She thought you were a fourteen year old boy. I straightened her out.” Very funny. Mom kept reassuring her that some girls develop later and that she’d have a growth spurt. The height increased, but the bosom never did. She tells herself it doesn’t matter, and it wouldn’t if House wasn’t so damned obsessed with Cuddy’s breasts.
Not that she isn’t obsessed with them too.