If you could make your own reality show, what would it be about and who would be on it?
Episodes would cover the private lives of regulars, including myself, Sebastian, Peggy, Rockin' Vince, toddy_boi, blueashke, as well as the various KJ's interspersed with karaoke performances, brilliant and horrible and the intrigues of the owners, bartenders, KJs etc.
Various interpersonal dramas, real-life issues, spouses who feel like karaoke-widowers, and attempts to break out of the "karaoke ghetto" by moving into the Piano Bars down the block.
Ocassional appearances by local celebrities including assemblyman Mark Leno as he tries to get sushi next door without being seen or dragged onstage.
The theme song would be Total Eclipse of the Heart, sung each week by a different group of drunken bachelorette party sluts.
Wednesdays on Bravo.