He's already lost his reservation with United, which could have been upgraded on all but one leg because he was DICKING around trying to get our office to do the same tickets using our corporate discount instead of just grabbing the tickets when they could have been upgraded.
Now the space isn't available on the dates he wants for the price he wants and the upgrade isn't available period and he's whining at me to check every possible airline where he might be able to use his miles and I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO DO IT.
I can't actually say it's not my job, cause it is, but only kind of. My job is to do CORPORATE travel for the firm and assist with personal travel when possible.
This is the same dickwad who basically black-mailed us into paying for his hotel night in San Francisco because he missed a connection based on information that we passed on directly from the airline.
Oh yeah, it's gonna be a good day. NOT!