My life according to Google. Make sure you get the first result.
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Cameron's Brain: Miriam needs a Productivity Buddy.
(I thought that was what my co-worker was here for. And how did Cameron get into this?
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Apr 4, 2004 ... [Archive] Miriam: HoTTT or not? Word Games and Polls. ... Well, her skin looks like crap and her face looks even worse. ..
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Style-winner Miriam does not wake up wondering what to wear.
That would explain the current ensemble.
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Miriam hates to watch her own films and says it is embarrassing.
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Miriam goes to the circus.
Not so much.
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Miriam loves dad Dog T-shirt.
Generally not a big fan of clothing on doggies, but this is cute, especially since
since I love dogs and still miss my dad.
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Miriam eats her yogurt.
Which I actually was this morning.
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Miriam has no time for real ding. (AsianFanaticsForum)
9: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Wherever Miriam will go...
It looks like a fanvid, but I have no idea what for. Italian movie? Telenovela?