strangeralmanac1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door/pole/wall/tree.
2. [x]I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x]I have choked on my own spit.
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x]I have accidentally caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a dumb blonde joke when I'm blonde.
8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw and completely missed
9. [X ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weirdly.
10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [ ] Tripped over my own feet, not the laces, the feet.
12. [ ] If someone says the word "fart," I can't help but laugh.
13. [ ] Waved at someone who was waving at someone else, but I thought they were waving at me
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking and zone out.
15. [ ] I can't stop laughing at the same joke even if it was told a really long time ago
16. [ ] I have tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I accidentally break a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [ ] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [ ] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
TOTAL: 12
Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as"I am__% stupid."