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Meme A Day 2008-Day 277-I Am 36% Stupid

Ganked from strangeralmanac



1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door/pole/wall/tree.

2. [x]I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.

3. [x]I have choked on my own spit.

4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

6. [x]I have accidentally caught something on fire.

7. [ ] I've told a dumb blonde joke when I'm blonde.

8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw and completely missed

9. [X ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weirdly.

10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling.

11. [ ] Tripped over my own feet, not the laces, the feet.

12. [ ] If someone says the word "fart," I can't help but laugh.

13. [ ] Waved at someone who was waving at someone else, but I thought they were waving at me

14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking and zone out.

15. [ ] I can't stop laughing at the same joke even if it was told a really long time ago

16. [ ] I have tried to lick my elbow.

17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"

19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math

21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.

23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important

24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.

26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.

27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

28. [x] I accidentally break a lot of things.

29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.

30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.

31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

32. [ ] I've fallen out of my chair before.

33. [ ] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

TOTAL: 12



Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as"I am__% stupid."
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