Go to the toy aisle of any store. All the dolls (or "action figures") come packaged with one or two "accessories." Barbie has her purse, The Hulk has a big rock, Space Ghost has little cards and a desk. If someone were to go to the toy store and buy a karaokegal action figure, which one or two little objects would be in your package with you? Furthermore, what outfit would you be wearing, and what action would you perform when they pressed the little lever on your back?
1. Notebook and pen to capture stray plot bunnies and write them during BART rides and extended Karaoke waiting periods.
2. Personalized karaoke disk to sing signature songs at the drop of a hat.
I'd be wearing black slacks, a colored blouse and some arm-covering long shirt or cardigan. Doll comes with multiple Crocs in various styles and colors.
When the lever was pulled, I would immediately break out in song, while eradicating smut cliches from other people's writing, and then launch into a diatribe against whichever character or public figure had raised my ire.