1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Write down whatever snarky returns come to your mind afterward.
1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
The Lady is a Tramp-Buddy Greco.
(Cause she probably is.)
2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
King Herod's Song-Jesus Christ Superstar.
(Prove to me that you're not fool; walk across my swimming pool. That's kind of me.)
3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Corner of The Sky-Pippin
(Naturally. I'm attracted to a gay teenager auditioning for a musical at summer camp, circa 1983.)
4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Tainted Love-Soft Cell
("Sometimes I feel I gotta...get away, I gotta...run away." That pretty much sums it up right now.)
5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Buildings & Mountains-The Republic Tigers
(Creating and climbing, I guess.)
6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Soul Inside-Soft Cell.
(Not so much. I love Soft Cell, but that's just a little too proto-emo.)
7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
If Love Were All-George Maharis.
("For I believe that since my life began, the most I've had is just a talent to amuse." Probably true to some extent.)
8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Something I Can Believe In-Unit 4 + 2.
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
(There you go.)
11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Little Hitler-Nick Lowe
(Oh dear! Sorry, Jen.)
12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Adelaide's Lament-Guys and Dolls
("A person could develop a cold." If he gets sick on top of all this other stuff, I'll really kill him.)
13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Wish You Were Here-Pink Floyd.
(Awwwwwww. Makes me think of my father.)
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Good Things Are Coming My Way-PJ Proby.
16. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Nutted By Reality-Nick Lowe
(Nope that wasn't it, but it would have been funny.)
17. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Big Boss Groove-The Style Council
(That will be one cool funeral.)
18. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Pow!-The Lovin' Spoonful
(I guess I'm mad at everybody? Or I think they're all in a Batman fight scene.)
19. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET VICE?
Hallelujah-Hit The Deck
(Not sure if that means it's religion or great numbers from 2nd string MGM 50's musicals.)
20. WHAT DOES THIS MEME MEAN TO YOU?
Soulful Wind-Nick Lowe
(All the memes are revelatory in some way.)