List your top ten celebrities and answer the questions under the cut.
5.Robert Sean Leonard
10. Barack Obama
So, what do you like most about 2? (John Simm)
I'm absolutely fascinated by his ability to be sexy in the different roles I've seen him in, even thought he's not OMG!GASP!Handsme! the way John Barrowman is. I call it "acting himself sexy." And he is also one hell of an actor. I saw the Master first, which didn't necessarily let me know he could something less over-the-top, but Sam Tyler in all his complexity was such a tour-de-force, that also could have devolved into a one-note self-pity fest, but never did. State of Play was the icing on the cake in terms of both the acting and OMG!HOT!SEXY.
I should also through in a nod to 24 Hour Party People. It's not a big role and not as showy as the guy playing Ian Curtis, but John playing bass? YUMMEE!
If you could do anything to 4, what would it be? (Hugh Laurie)
I'd make him play piano for me, because seriously, PIANO-GASM with those hands. And I'd like him to talk dirty to me in his House-voice.
Who would you choose between 5 and 7? (Robert Sean Leonard and Jesse Spencer)
DAMN! Unfair. I can't have both? Grrrrrrr!!!! OK, just because of the edge in the pretty and out of deference to Gaby, (and OMG, the accent) Jesse!
Out of a ten, how much would you rate 1? (John Barrowman)
Duh, people. Is there any doubt? I think we're talking 11 here. The looks. The voice. The acting. The brass balls. The puppies. The big..., well you get the idea. Seriously. The man is perfection.
What do you find most attractive about 1? (John Barrowman)
One thing? The eyes. Really they're incredible. With #2 being the voice, both the singing and the speaking.
If you could go out with 3, what type of date would you go on?
I'd love for him to show me around Manchester, just talking to me, telling stories about LOM or other shows, especially working with Simm. Seriously, I could listen to him talk all day. And if I got to do something else all night, that would be pretty awesome too.
If 8 was a type of season, which season would it be? (Keith Olbermann)
A rough one. Either a brutally cold winter or a stinking hot New York summer.
Why is 10 not higher up your list? (Barack Obama)
It took awhile to think of him because I had to get through the more obvious "celebrities" first.
So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up? (Barack Obama)
Win this fucking election. He'll be my hero forever.
What would be the ideal situation for you for 2 and 4? (John Simm, Hugh Laurie)
Jam session. Hugh on piano, John on guitar. And me being lucky enough to watch. Maybe getting to sing on a few numbers.
Which two people would you want to be stuck with on a desert island?
Rachel Maddow and John Barrowman. I'd be with attractive, intelligent people and I'd be in fag-hag heaven, and one way or another I might get some nookie out of it.
Marry, shag, or kiss - 4, 6, 8? (Hugh Laurie, David Tennant, Keith Olbermann)
Marry - Keith Olbermann (He'd drive me crazy,, but it would never be boring.)
Shag - David Tennant (John Barrowman said it best-David Ten Inch)
Kiss - Hugh Laurie. (He's married and lately I'm feeling more sweet than lustful towards him. The Barrowmanid effect I think.)
What do you hate most about 7? (Jesse Spencer)
That he's putting up with barely being on the show anymore and hasn't gotten his agent to score a deal where he gets his own show that spotlights his awesomeness.
Have you ever thought how you'll react when you meet 3? (Philip Glenister)
I'll probably freak out and tell him how awesome I think he is, but then try to calm down and get him to expound on the Guv a little. I think he's cool enough to tolerate my fangirl squeeee until I gain my composure.
Have you seen 1 and 2 together on tv before? (John Barrowman and John Simm.)
Jack and the Master didn't have enough scenes together, although the fandom has given us a vast literature of torture/rape fic to fill in the gaps.
Have you ever dreamt about 6? (David Tennant)
Not that I know of.
Who would you take to a prom/ball with you?
John Barrowman. He looks awesome in a tux and everyone would be so fucking jealous.
Cuddle, glomp, or kiss - 1, 3, 5? (John Barrowman, Philip Glenister, Robert Sean Leonard)
Cuddle - Robert Sean Leonard
Glomp - John Barrowman (however you're defining "glomp")
Kiss - Philip Glenister (sigh!)
If you could give anything to 10, what would it be? (Barack Obama)
Out of all of them - who would you:
Kick? - Keith Olbermann (Just for the Hillary Clinton thing)
Kiss? - John Barrowman
Pinch cheek? - Robert Sean Leonard
Run away with? - John Barrowman
Act like an idiot with? - Probably John Barrowman, but I'll give him a rest and say John Simm
Cry on? - Jesse Spencer
Take to see your parents? - Keith Olbermann (mom would tell him how much dad admired him)
Bungee jump with? - John Barrowman (adrenaline junkie)
Cross dress with? - John Barrowman
Swap lives with for a day? - Rachel Maddow (I want my own news show, and I want to hang out with Keith)