Because it's all in the subtext.
1. Comment to THIS POST with your username in the subject.
2. Post a link to your comment in your journal.
Mine is RIGHT HERE
3. Your friends will come and insult you in the manner the British have been insulting their nearest and dearest for centuries.
4. Remember politeness is for your enemies, all out ridicule is for those you love.
5. Anonymous commenting is on, but not necessary. Otherwise where's the fun in it?