Be 4'1 or 7'9"?
Since I'm pretty short right now, I wouldn't mind being able to get the stuff off the top shelves at the supermarket without asking for help.
Live without music or live without T.V.?
Considering how much of my life is tied into my TV fandoms, I'd have to say music, but I'm not sure how I could run without it.
Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?
I guess I could get the liquid down in gulps with minimal taste bud contact.
Be called a racist or a traitor to your country?
A traitor to my country. There's a whole lot of people willing to throw both around these days, but I like to think I'm less likely to have people think I'm a racist. If I am called that I'm seriously doing something wrong.
Lose your legs or lose your arms?
Lose my legs. I'd still be able to write and do my computer stuff.
Have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?
Beautiful house with big yard AND A DOG. I don't drive, but even if I did, the house and dog are everything, the car is nothing.
Be blind or deaf?
Deaf. There's always subtitles and I can learn ASL, which would be cool.
Live in Antarctica or Death Valley?
Antarctica. I hate both extremes, but at this point I'm so sun-phobic, I'd have to go with the cold.
In a fire, save a sibling or a stranger?
Eat sushi or liver?
I'll go with the sushi. I love liver, but it's rarely done well.
Have 3 eyes or webbed feet?
Webbed feet. I could try swimming again.
Meet the president of the U.S. or Billy Graham?
Hey, Barack, how's it going?
Always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
Always have to say everything on my mind. I'm all about my words.
Be gossipped about or never talked about at all?
Don't mind being gossipped about at all. Bring it on.
Have stars in your eyes or eyes in the back of your head?
Eyes in the back of my head.
Have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?
Let's go for the hearing. I'm not sure seeing through things is all that hot.
Be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?
Definitely want to hear what other people are saying.
End hunger or hatred?
I think hatred. Hunger is a horrible thing, but completely ending will probably have horrible unintended consequences.
Publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?
I sort of do publish my diary these days. Anyone could theoretically read 99% of it.
Be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?
Dog dog dog dog dog!
Be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?
Get even or get over it?
Vengeance is mine sayeth karaokegal
Always lose or never play?
Probably never play. I REALLY HATE TO LOSE.
Be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth?
I can lie with the best of them. No problem there.
Know it all or have it all?
I'd rather have a lot more than I do now, and I'm pretty sure I know most of it anyway.
Always get first dibs or the last laugh?
Give bad advice or take bad advice?
Give bad advice. It's up to the person I give the advice to.
Have sand in your shorts or water in your ear?
Water in my ear. I hate sand in my shorts.
Forget your sunscreen or your sunglasses?
I'm terrified of sunburn and skin cancer. Must have sunscreen.
Kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?
Jellyfish totally freak me out. Step on a crab.
Own a ski lodge or a surf camp?
Forget who you were or who everyone else was?
Is it possible to do one without the other? I wouldn't want to forget who I am, I guess.
Have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years?
One today. I'm not good at delayed gratification.
Give up your computer or your pet?
Be the sand castle or the wave?
Overthrow a dictatorship or lead one?
Just call me Madame Karaokegal.
Write the worst book in history or record the worst song in history?
Worst book. Excellent chance of selling bazillion of them.
Get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever?
Potatoes. I'm off chocolate right now.
Have half days everyday or no homework forever?
My homeword days are over anyway, so bring on the half work days.
Wear all pink or all purple to school?
I can still pull off a few shades of pink.
Take a math test or do a lab in science?
Lab. I can fake that or get a lab partner to bail me out. No way I can pass a math test.
Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends?
I'll take the mansion as I have the dog.
Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?
Bake cookies in cooking class or do art projects in art class?
Art projects. Cookies will lead to massive cookie eating.
Run the mile or give a speech for English?
I will kick but giving the speech. (But I can also run a mile. Slowly.)
Have a pie-eating contest or a wheelbarrow race?
Wheelbarrow race. I don't even like most pie that much, and again...trying to stay off the sugar.
Have a big group of friends or one very close friend?
One very close friend. Gotta have that one person you can share everything with.
Not be able to talk or hear for one day?
For one day, I'd say not be able to talk.
Be nervous but excited or relaxed but bored?
Nervous, but excited.
Wear a school uniform or last year's Halloween costume?
I looked hot last year. Black jacket, black tights, high heels and fedora.
Spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?
If I could get up on the board, I'd love to spend a day surfing.
Be an actress/actor in a big movie or the director?
The actress. More glory, less responsibility.
Have an ugly, loyal dog or a prize-winning, snobby cat?
DOG DOG DOG DOG!!!
Be a professional baseball player or a champion horse breeder?
Baseball player. Thanks to Dirty Jobs I know way too much about the icky bits of Horse breeding.
Be saved by Superman or meet Winnie the Pooh?
Superman. Winnie the Pooh gets on my nerves.
Go to an amusement park or to a family reunion?
Family reunion. Amusement park rides make me sick. Family reunions can make me unconfortable, but it would be worth it. I need to be more in touch with my family. It's just hard to make myself do it.
Have a kangaroo or koala as your pet?
Koala. Easier to deal with.
Be rich with an unhappy job or make less money with a job you like?\
Less money, if I'd be really happy and still able to pay the rent.
Not be able to use your phone or your e-mail?
Snowboard in the winter or swim in the summer?
Swim in the summer. No interest in snowboarding whatsoever.
Be a tree or live in a tree?
Live in a tree.
Write a mystery or a poem?
Write a mystery. I'm working on one right now. I've done it before I can do it again. No ear for poetry and not much interest.
Meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space?
Can I pick which one? Hello, Doctor.
Be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Hatefully remembered. I can't stand the idea of being forgotten.