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House-babble for Let Them Eat Cake

Coming to you live from my dug-in trench! (Hanging out with Blackadder, George and Baldrick.)

Special welcome to my stalker! Sit down. Make yourself comfortable. Have a cherry soda.



SQUEEEEEE for "cunning plan" reference. (Even if it the 2nd time around.)

I had to ask hubby to check to see if there was a pod in my bed, because I genuinely loved a lot of this week's episode INCLUDING Taub and Kutner. OMG-Taub was freakiing AWESOME when he was blackmailing Kutner and when he was being a House-like prick to the patient. I was honestly worried I was going to have to come here and do a bit of a mea culpa for the Taub hate and admit that I was converted. Luckily, the writers saved from that fate, by having him go all goopy-schmoopy patient wuvvy---JUST so he could be disillusioned in the end. Nice going writers. And thank you. Guess what? I STILL HATE ALL THE NEWBIES AND WANT THEM GONE.

Thirteen/Foreman, Thirteen/flashbacks, Thirteen/Huntingtons patient, Thirteen/Every single minute of screentime she gets that could be used for Cameron/Chase/Wilson or a Preparation H commercial.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Die, Thirteen, DIE!!!!!
And I hate hate hate the fact that they're doing Foreteen because that will suck Foreman, who was actually getting awesome again into the vortex of loathesomeness that is Thirteen. Was it cool that he's now taking it upon himself to break into apartments? Yes. Will I bow gratefully for one nice character development of coolness like a fangirl squeeeeing over a putrid pairing just because it's canon-slash? Guess again.

House/Wilson-Pitch perfect writing to validate my view that the sex/love factor can never over-come the inherent angst of the drug addict/enabler bisexual/closet case dynamic...What? House/Wilson are the most perfect candidates for curtain-buying, happy fluff fic and I'm completely narrow-minded for not seeing a single iota of that in the actual canon?
Let's see...a week after an extremely traumatic event, which is only being dealt with as a redocorating issue, Wilson is once again pushing House to get involved with Cuddy, because he thinks House would be happy with a woman, even though Wilson is clearly still in love with House (possibly having sex) but can't step up and say, I want you for myself. Meanwhile House continues to flirt with Cuddy to the point of touching her breast AND is still consorting with hookers, even IF he is also in love with or screwing Wilson on the side. Wow, man. That is just a fluff-fest waiting to happen, isn't it? Now I see the error of my ways and will embrace the schmoopy-fluffiness that is House/Wilson. Should the curtains be checkered or damask?

House/Cuddy
YESSSSSS. OMG-REAL!CUDDY in the house. Leg snark!!!! Hot dresses. Games. (Unless it turns out that Wilson instigated this one as well, which would also fit into Real!House/Wilson angst.) Penis references. BALLS!!!! She played with the BUOFO and she has his balls! The breast touch was way way hotter than the *shudder, GAH!* kiss of a few weeks back. Hugh and Lisa E. were clearly having a blast. Those scenes were beyond adorable and happy-making. No, I'm not shipping House/Cuddy, but getting there will be fun to watch and provide more angst for H/W---oops, sorry, backslide. Call my sponsor.

House fucking with Kutner/Taub.
That was awesome. Although in a perfect world it would have ended with both of them getting fired. Getting Chase/Cameron involved? Brilliant. Interesting, that usual "partner in crime" Wilson was not part of the plot. Hmmmmmm, that couldn't mean angsty House NOT trusting Wilson, following the last few betrayals, could it? The hooker! I love House and hookers. (Extra bonus fudge coolness would have been using last years Christmas hooker.) The singing. So. Much. Fucking. Love.

What is it with this show and fat people? In the grand tradition of Heavy and Que Sera Sera, fat is something to be mocked and feared and essentially a fate worse than death. My personal food and body issues are not a secret, but something about the way this show approaches the topic always seems to piss me off. Dreaming of being crushed by fat people? Really?

KILL THIRTEEN-BRING BACK THE HOOKER!!!!

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