Last Cigarette: Way back in the 80's when my best friend was trying to teach me how to look cool smoking. It didn't work and and I don't smoke.
Last Alcoholic Drink: Midnight. December 31, 1986.
Last Car Ride: taxi cab home from Safeway sometime last week.
Last Kiss: Hubby, this morning, before I went to work.
Last Good Cry: Can't pinpoint anything right now.
Last Library Book checked out: too long ago to remember.
Last Movie Seen in Theater: Slumdog Millionaire.
Last Book Read: Yes Man by Danny Wallace.
Last Movie Rented: Good Night and Good luck.
Last Cuss Word Uttered: Probably "shit".
Last Crush: girl crush on my friend Peggy.
Last TV Show Watched: The Colbert Report.
Last Time Showered: this morning
Last Shoes Worn: dress crocs.
Last CD Played: The Man From Ipanema-It's my Antonio Carlos Jobim boxed set.
Last Item Bought: Does tea count?
Last Download: I think it was Madonna-Like a Prayer, part of the tape replacement project.
Last Annoyance: Our office fax machine isn't working and we had to have something sent to the mail room with forwarded to LA and then got routed back to us as a PDF.
Last Disappointment: last night's House episode.
Last Soda: Sunkist
Last Key Used: apartment key
Last Word(s) Spoken: I'll have him call you.
Last Sleep: last night.
Last IM: hllangel
Last Sexual Fantasy: Jools Siviter watching me with multiple partners.
Last Weird Encounter: Having brunch with my husband's meditation group.
Last Ice Cream Eaten: Ben and Jerry's Neapolitan Dynamite.
Last Time Amused: Reading an LJ post and realizing I had mistaken "I go on a shooting spree" for "I go on a shopping spree." OK, I thought it was funny.
Last Time Wanting To Die: Realizing I had to get up and go to work this morning.
Last Time Hugged: Sunday, I think.
Last Time Scolded: I got reamed out for sending one of the clients an email in a format they don't like.
Last Time Resentful: Undeserving bad-fic gets more comments than my most recent angst-fic.
Last Chair Sat In: Office chair in front of computer.
Last Underwear Worn: Victoria's secret cotton briefs.
Last Bra Worn: Victoria's secret. Underwire, back-clasp.
Last Shirt Worn: Can't remember the name and I can't check right now. It's long-sleeved, black and I got it at Mervyn's during the close-out sale.
Last Webpage Visited: LJ
Last Thing Written: An email to the regional manager telling her about the fax problem.
Last fic written: Gossip Boys House/Wilson snark fic.