We might not ever get him on-screen again, but I am totally jonesing for some good, hard-core Jack will fuck anyone, anywhere, anytime, no matter who he hurts fic. When I first came into the fandom, after the first season of TW had been shown, there was plenty of that. Before you know what totally obliterated the fandom.
So, I'm begging you guys, write or rec me something. I'd prefer ABI, but as long as Jack's innate bastardness is NOT neutered or taken away, I could tolerate it. (In other words, strictly B.U.F.T-No love, no schmoop, no curtains etc.) Any era, Time Agent, Con-Man, Waiting For The Doctor, Torchwood, Valiant, or even Nine/Rose era. (I know that was Jack's "trying to be better" period, but I also think he was up to some dirty deeds whenever the Doctor turned his back, especially since he wanted the Doctor's attention.) Het, slash, threesome, what ever you got. Drabbles, ficlets, something longer. Use one of the song lyric prompts. Or not. If you can write bastard!Jack Gen, I'd even go for that.
All I'm asking for is Jack with his balls intact.
NOTE TO STALKERS, (and those with a philosophical disagreement)---Yeah, people can change and Jack IS not ALWAYS a bastard. Feel better? I don't want wank. (Unless it's Bastard!Jack wanking while thinking of fucking someone.) I want Jack in all his hot, sexy, amoral, poly-amorous, omni-sexual glory. BEING A BASTARD!