karaokegal (karaokegal) wrote,
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TMI of the menstrual variety

I'm too old for this shit!



I'm having a bleed through and I'm wearing beigey-tan denim pants and it's already splotching and making stains lower than I can pull a shirt down to cover it.

I HAD an extra tampon with me, but I couldn't find it in my pocketbook, so I did the toilet-paper trick and it wasn't enough. I was just standing in the Travel Manager's office just before this happened. Right then I was trying to stand up straight enough so the lack of bra wouldn't be to evident, but now I'm sure she was noticing this and my drooping boobies were the least of her concerns.

I've been having this period for over five days now, which is not normal, but is my faul because I flaked on the last four days of my pill-pack, so it started early.

IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT. What kind of grown (HAHAHAHAH) woman still can't manage to have adequate supplies and intelligence to use them in this situation. Pretty much the only positive to this situation is I work close to a bunch of stores including a Victoria's Secret and a Gap. Obviously I can't try anything on, but I can buy some clothes and put together a reasonable outfit. The pants are going to be a loss, which is too bad because they're a good pair of "fat pants."

This shit used to happen to me in HIGH SCHOOL!!!

Fuckety fuck fuck fuck.


At least I get to use a "mood" marker that is completely appropriate.
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