karaokegal (karaokegal) wrote,

A new round of Shag, Marry, Throw Off A Cliff is under way.

Ganked from unfeathered

Not sure where the pictures came in, but it's a nice twist.

1. Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2. Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
3. Provide pictures of the 3 people.
4. Post this meme with your answers.

And my choices are:

David Tennant, Hugh Laurie, Michael Vartan

I've decided to marry Hugh Laurie. Then even if we weren't shagging, I could almost always be assured of a piano-gasm, as well as the accent, the wit, and OMG---I could also hang out with Stephen Fry.

I'm going to shag David Tennant because of what I call the "Wilson Hypothesis." We KNOW he's a womanizer, and anyone with that much experience must know what he's doing. Plus there's HIS accent and the David Ten-Inch thing.

Oh Michael! I am so, so sorry. You are hot and I ship Michael Vaughn/Jack Bristow like crazy, but your French doesn't trump David's Scottish accent and there's not enough there there to compete with Hugh. So it's cliff time for you. Buh bye.

Second set from vanillafluffy

Captain John, Noah Bennett, Tony Stark

I liked Tony as played by Robert Downey Jr, but even in a tuxedo, I'm just not emotionally or sexually invested enough in him to keep him around. He gets cliffed.

At first I thought the choice of Shag for Captain John was obvious due to the Wilson Hypothesis. Depending on one's fanon, he either taught Jack a lot of what he knows or learned it from him. Plus all the experience he's had since then. HOWEVER, the more I think about Bennet's Baggage, i.e., the step-bitch daughter I would inherit, along with the fact that Mr. Protective would eventually end up lying to me "for my own good" and would never stop feeling guilty about leaving Sandra anyway, I've decided that I'll have to shag his sexy ass and then get the hell out of dodge. Especially considering last nights episode where he managed to have chemistry with Angela, Tracy AND Danko. Jack Coleman has only gotten better since poor confused Stephen and crazy Claudia were the hottest couple on Dynasty.

I'm not saying that Capt. John is exactly marriage material, but we'll have fun and I might get to do a bit of time traveling along the way, and if he just happened to introduce me to his former partner, things could get really interesting.

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