http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/02/14/DDG8SO3FGG1.DTL&hw=Morford&sn=001&sc=1000
And all I could think was...someone has got to be able to use this for kink/crack/smut/pron fanfic. Obviously my first thought was House MD House/Wilson fic since we know what a fastidious groomer, Wilson is and how much it annoys House, but feel free to take it back to any fandom/pairing that titillates your tush.
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