Pairing: Stephen Fry/Hugh Laurie (Includes reference to a significant other.)
Written for mmom Day 4. Prompted by chocolate_frapp,who requested Stephen thinking about Hugh. Special thanks to michelleann68 for insta-beta.
Summary: A movie date gone awry.
How was it that Hugh’s voice could still arouse him after all these years?
Furthermore, who would have suspected it might have that effect while emanating from the mouth of an anthropomorphic cockroach?
To make things worse, he was seated next to Daniel, in the midst of an audience of presumably innocent youngsters. Hardly the best locale for a bit of urgently needed manual relief.
But there it was and something needed to be done, preferably something that wouldn’t result in arrest or tabloid headlines.
Stephen excused himself, and made his way to the men’s restroom. Still a risk, but the stall provided visual coverage and his history of near-public shags with Hugh, back in the Cambridge days, had trained him to carry out the necessary operation with a minimum of noise.
If anyone were rude enough to enquire after a man’s activities in the privacy of the loo, he’d merely allude to an overly hearty breakfast prior to the matinee. Hopefully, he’d be able to enjoy the rest of the movie without further distractions.
Before returning to the theatre, he took a moment to update Twitter.
Out and about for Hugh’s latest cinematic confection. This viewer’s verdict: a standing ovation.