I don't really care what the pairing is. Het/Slash/femslash or various combinations there-of. Give me really good down-and-dirty, or up-against-the-wall, fucking your brains out, because I can, but I still hate you, or because I want you and you want somebody else but you can't have him or her, or I want someone else but you're here so let's get it on. Anger/Jealousy/Revenge are all acceptable. Maybe even a little non-con, but the kind that hurts so good, you don't care. (Bunny for sale: Wilson goes caveman on Julie after she tells him about the affair.) Enough of this wimpy, can't we all get along and have fun, fluffy, schmoopy CRAP! And for god sakes, not long, involved internal monologues about why we're doing this and what it all means. They may be brilliant, but really, the way I feel right now---Booooorrrrriiiiinggggg. House/Alias/CSI/CSI-NY/Scrubs/Punditslas
Is that too much to ask?
And for those smartasses who want to know when I'm going to start carrying my weight, please be advised the ultimate karaokegal H/W angst-a-palooza is coming soon to an LJ near you.